True.

Favorite color's blue.

Welcome True Jedi

Party On!

Pata, you're cute.

Happy Birthday!

Also...

Maybe This Time--in my pants.

This is hilarious... here are some more (with few repeats, I hope).

The Candy Man--in my pants
Dude Looks like a Lady--in my pants
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys--in my pants
Old Man River--in my pants
Before He Cheats--in my pants
You Must Love Me (Evita)--in my pants

And for the men (or the so-inclined):

Always a Woman--in my pants
Hard Days' Night--in my pants
My Girl--in my pants
Mrs. Robinson--in my pants
Cecelia--in my pants

My Personal Favorite:

Don't Fear the Reaper--in my pants.

Boy can I beat a dead horse, or what?

True.

Eats cold pizza for breakfast.

False.

Afraid of heights.

Starting my homework...

Has happened to me... don't know why it is, though. Good luck.

Tough question. I figure I'd rather just be cheated on than have love involved though.

The best way to have a friend is to be a friend... so my Mommy told me. :)

*reads tea leaves*

I'd say you have some headed your way even now.

Two older gentlemen are sitting on a park bench. One turns to his friend and says, "Carl, it's the best thing: I've just started taking Viagra. I can have sex with my wife every night if I want. You should try it!" Carl says, "No, I don't believe I will." His friend asks, "Why? You afraid of having a heart attack?" "No," replies Carl, "I just don't find your wife all that attractive."

Reminds me of a personal favorite: "Need a Doctor? Call a Nurse."

I do want to say that I have no children of my own, but I have been a nanny/in child care for a long time. If you are not one for any kind of physical discipline, and many are not (and you can't be with other people's children) then my answer would be longer time outs. If the time out doesn't get the message across, start increasing it in small increments. Also, where is the time out taking place? It is best (in my opinion) to have a chair in a hallway, where you can make sure that it's not being enjoyed.

Hope this helped. Good luck!

That is nerve-wracking. You just have to hope for the best, I think. Sending positive thoughts your way. Good luck.

Well, for sure they can fold laundry! A lot of the men in my family have been in the military in various capacities. You can never tell over-all. I guess, the fact that he's in the military is big, but it shouldn't be the deciding factor, I think. Good luck!

That's a great poem. I like your use of caps. It makes for nice emphasis.