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Mon 10/15/07 12:43 AM
until u ask..lol

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Mon 10/15/07 12:39 AM
i have heard of them but do they have 1

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Mon 10/15/07 12:37 AM
isnt it dangerous to de on the forums while u r driving...lol

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Mon 10/15/07 12:28 AM
i go tobed at daybreak most the time

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Mon 10/15/07 12:20 AM
nice..i like my baby fried in pork fat...lol

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Mon 10/15/07 12:18 AM
whats australia like.....do dingo's realy eat babys...lol

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Mon 10/15/07 12:17 AM
how would they no if u skip the inspection

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Mon 10/15/07 12:16 AM
where u at jess

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Mon 10/15/07 12:11 AM
that makes 2 of us how r u shutter bug

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Mon 10/15/07 12:09 AM
hello out there did everyone just fall asleep while still on the site...lol....im bored and want to talk 2 sum peeps...please

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Sun 10/14/07 11:10 PM
Body: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

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Sun 10/14/07 10:58 PM
nice ..... funny isht man

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Sun 10/14/07 09:50 PM
finally got sum peeps talkin nice....where is everyone 2 nite

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Sun 10/14/07 09:47 PM

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the

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Sun 10/14/07 09:36 PM
why do drive up ATM's have brail on the key pad

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Sun 10/14/07 09:18 PM
me

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Sun 10/14/07 09:00 PM
r u the gun chick

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Sun 10/14/07 08:50 PM
hey wats up not to many peeps on 2nite

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Sun 10/14/07 08:47 PM
someone talk 2 me

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Sun 10/14/07 08:23 PM
hey kirota ... the peeps here r nice i promise,u will see, sum do post 2 1 a nother but most r cool

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