why do drive up ATM's have brail on the key pad

It's the same reason why lemonade has artificial flavoring and Pine-Sol is made with real lemons.

because the way some people drive you would swear they were blind..lol

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the

how do they know they got the correct amt of $$ back?

because the guy who makes them got a law passed to requie them witht braille screens and receipts which shows how little those clowns with colorful ties in DC read when they sign things into law!!And the president signs those bills withot reading them cause he has to go to the bathroom and can't hold it anymore. Any questions for the Doctor? lol ehehehehehehe

sheesh, that's alot of why's

now its time for a or is it even a real one and not something made out of smething you would be leary of

finally got sum peeps talkin nice....where is everyone 2 nite

gr8!!!! a man after my own heart that laughs at double enendres!!!! Rare bird, bra. R U a cunning linguist too?

I always thought that was for in case blind people walk up to the drive through to use the ATM. What else could it possibly be for? I mean sure, perhaps they could be partially blind, but they why are they driving?

if Exxon is open 24/7,why is there locks on the doors?

I will attempt to answer these as best i can, we are somewhat understaffed at the moment...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Hair is a modification of skin, it contains no vessels, Skin does, and sunlight penetrates that and bursts tiny vessels which turn dark.
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I wi;ll receive a certain amount of rebuttal here, um...women don't close there mouths lol.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
actually it did happen a few years ago, a woman in PA.
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
because they couldn't figure out how to abbreviate it.
*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
because they never have got it right lol
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? this is a conspiracy, i submit that the people from reallemon did this in an attempt to hide the true identity, which is unreallemon, this has yet to be confirmed by our staff.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
because they are greedy bastids, who prey on women.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? this is an illusion generated by those who wish not to be back at work on time, the end of the workday is the exact opposite, this is to say that morning and midday travel is inversely proportional to that of evening traffic.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because typically mice are merely beheaded, and reports are that tender vittles are the cats favorite.
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
We are unable to ascertain this at the present time.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Noah was unavailable for comment, I think he's simply evading the question for fear of ridicule.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
to protect the needles
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
you may be on to a great idea there!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
because of the natural oil in their skin. much like that of water on a ducks back.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Because apartment comes from the word divorce.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? We want to take a minute to reflect on this....ok minutes up, yep. this has been proven for years

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
i'm going to assume the word is terminal, well thats because you spend an eternity in line.

We hope this has been helpful,
Your friends @ Markecephus Center Control.

nice ..... funny isht man

haha omg!
xoxoPeaches.

Body: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Because some people don't read, like we do.