awhahah, yeah i dont club but i work in a bar/lounge and all my friends club alot, this song is very popular but the remix is more popular.

Spider-man dat hoe.

and it has a sexual meaning also.

just thinking of how spidey throws his web goo, thats the basic jist of it.

has no one seen Super Bad

it make look w/e on the commercial but i guarantee if you liked half baked and other "younger" comedies youll love this one.

there was some sex therapist talking about how elderly should continue having sex ( even if solo ) until their 80, mostly thanks to viagra.]
i know its not a joke but imagine walking in on your great grandparents, wow talk about life changing.

i replied before reading more of the thread about the kids.

i was in that situation my parents divorced when i was born, sad i know.

so i never had a problems with who they dated/married ( well with my dads wives, but he will admit they were bad people )

so about the kids, if i were you id ask them why they have a problem, if its a real concern, the guys mean to them, or they are in some way either afraid or him or w.e.
Then you should talk to her about it (nicely) but im assuming this is a more recent divorce and the one child is angry simply because she is re-marrying.

in that case you should help her understand that shes going to see other people, and as long as shes happy and the kids arent mis-treated they should be happy too.

But yeah, she should have talked to them about it first, understood how they felt, and either made them understand, or if there was a legitimate issue, solved it out prior.

ive never been married, although ive been in two relationships that lasted over two years
( doesnt sound too serious but when you dont work (teenagers) and you spend every possible minute of every day together it is alot )

i keep in touch with the "one that got away", ( was 10000% my fault it ended )
and shes told me shes happy with some guy, ( been with him over a year now, live with him ). At the end of our conversations ( once every few months ) i tell her the same thing, im sorry, i love you (not like that), and im very happy that you are happy.

Dude i dont need to be married to know this, it doesnt matter what you say, what arguement you present, what feelings you have, all your going to do by saying something is distance yourself from her, possibly your kids ( dunno situation) and end up looking like an a-hole in the process.

Take a page out of bruce willis's book, he was best man ( or atleast part of cant remember ) demi moore's weddings to ashton kutcher ( his ex wife, mother of his kids marrying a guy half her age )

just do the smart thing, say im happy for you, best of luck, bye.

anything more is a mistake, trust me.

uhh i went on a date today, the kisses were good.

but if u mean like one of those kisses that even after hunderds if not thousands still gives you butterflys. ooh well that was one special person a lifetime ago.

Men today sicken me, they arent men, most are punks. Like in Minnesota, this woman was raped and beaten, in her apartment hallway, it was caught by security camera, 10 people were recorded on video that saw it happen and did nothing to help, one guy actually walked up on them (why i dunno) and turned around and walked away.

Dude i have sisters, two, i was raised by a single mother, i dont care if ur twice my size, it wouldnt matter if you had a knife/gun, it wouldnt matter if i didnt know how to fight (i do), id grab a chair/knife/bat what ever, and beat the **** out of him. Not because unique, not because im "hard" or "macho", because i am a MAN.

Yes any man just about can overpower any woman, beat them, rape them, and she would be defenseless.
But in this day and age, if you need sex so bad, goto a club find a slut or if your really hurting go find a prostitue,

But to violate a woman that way, makes me sick. Hearing that 10 people watched a woman get raped and beaten, while she screamed for someone to help, makes my blood boil.

And the sad part is the guy didnt have a weapon, anyone could have scared him off with nothing more then a loud voice, serious face, and a kitchen knife. (remember this happend right out side of peoples own fcking door, everyone has atleast one big scary knife handy)

and in todays age of media, that person would have been on every news channel as a hero, and within a week Either Ophera or some other celeberity would have made that person a millionaire.

So like i said most men are punks. In this case 100% of them were.

**** i wrote alot, i hope you read it all on pg 2. but anyways to sum it up, girls arent traditionally the chaser, and most girls will put looks at the bottom of the list if you have a good personality. Since my first gf to my last one before i worked out and looked like a fat slob, were all super beyond fine, but thats because i wasnt afraid to talk to them, i made them laugh non stop, and in the end most girls want a great personality over just a handsome or goodlookin guy.

but for those that want both, in tampa, fit my "criteria" (see pg2 ) msg me, if your as funny as me who knows.

hhahaha, saw what i did right there? who cares if no one msgs me off that, it didnt cost me anything, and atleast i tried
AND THATS WHAT MATTERS

ooh btw, i dont msg girls on here, well ive msged less then say 10, and i dont look at peoples profiles here anymore ( alot more people on POF ) but even here i get a new different person msging me daily.

So get your ass out of your rut and go get em tiger.

ps. cat lady or w.e. totally digs you, she told me.

just got home from a great date, uh thanks justsayhi, say the topic name when i viewed my profile, i came here to not critize but educate the maker.

but then i read the two pages, soo much funny **** going on i had to comment.

Oh btw im joe, say hi joe, "Hi Joe!", ok class will begin now, please take your seats, and have your notepad and pens ready.

To Mr. Hen, First off let me say your picture is awful, not because your not in it, or what is in it, but anyone that looks close enough ( or am i imagining it ) can see your wearing an ankle monitoring device, oh bad henery, bad.

come on dude wtf, what kind of girl wants to date a guy who got in soo much trouble regular prohbation wasnt good enough, for you they need to know your exact location 24/7/365

not a wise choice buddy.

2ndly i can tell, no offense, that you either are not( by social standards ) "good" looking or you have self confidence issues.

Bro take it from me, with a year in the gym ive morphed my body, ive always had a great witty personality so ive had beautiful long term relationships but only after i spent weeks or more chatting em up in school, or i was lucky enough to be recommended by a female friend of mine ( Fyi female friends are your best friend )

If you want to feel better, look better, and most importantly become the person you want to be, then you have to do it, no one else will help you, well im studying to be a personal trainer so for a fee ill help. Its hard at first but wether you want to look strong or lose weight or both, it wont be easy but it will be worth it, and hey whats an hour less on the computer a day vs being happy?

Dude i chat chicks up 24-7 ( i joined POF less then 30 days ago, here too ).
Girls are less likely to msg guys, period, guys are the hunters remember. With a lil bit of wit ( which ive noticed you have ) you can find a girl that will look past the rest ).

Dude on POF i avg about 5-15 new msgs a day, about a third are girls whos profile ive never looked at let alone talk to. But thats cuz i have a "hot bod" *laughs*, no they say that i dont think it, plus its a lame compliment.

i dont go msgin people all willy nilly, i only msg girls that fit a criteria, from most important to least, are funny ( or seem funny ), are confident, DO NOT have "booty/bikini" pics (no hoes) and are good looking.

Im not searching online for the next girlfriend, girlfriends i can pick up quicker, easier, and usually better looking then here at any club or beach, im looking for "the one" my future, you know? and if that means i have to take 1000 resume's and chat with new people daily to find her i will.

So w.e. dude even if you feel self concious get cleaned up, dressed decent, and find what pose you look best in, wether it be full body, face pic, w.e.

Look at my pics guy, on myspace under budsbythebeach, i have one in the pool, a year ago, i look like ****, the same girls that ignored my msgs then, are sending me their phone numbers and telling me to call soon.