i just got out of a relationship.
how do i forget about it?

When you were 15,
your mom came home from work,
looking for a hug.
You thanked her by
having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16,
she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17,
she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18,
she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19,
she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in
front of your friends.
When you were 25,
she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50,
she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died.
And everything you never did came crashing
down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER



WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER



WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT



WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU



WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!!



WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!



WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO



WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!*



WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT



WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS



WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU



WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY



WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

Life is on big road with lots of signs.
So when you riding through the ruts, dont complicate your mind.
Flee from hate, mishief and jealousy.
Dont bury your thoughts.
Put your vision to a reality "

“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
“ Imitation is the sincerest flattery ”
"by putting yourself in a positive mind space , it will inevitable lead to a positive outcome. "

-Rocky

Anything he says, say Why?

Mimic everything he does.

Say, so, how many 1 year olds have defeated you THIS week, voldy?

Buy him head polish

Call him 'mommy's little Tommy'


Tell him "You're just the cutest little witch I've ever seen!" in baby talk

Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

Ask him if he has any grey poupon.

Wake him up by singing Aretha Franklin, "I will survive..."

Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

Dance the Funky Chicken.

Ask him when was the last time he took a bath

Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

Be cheerful.

When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'

Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

Teach him how to spit tobacco.

Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....

Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Ever?'

Tell him he should really try the 12-step program (baby steps) for Evil Overlords - Evil Overlords Anonymous.

Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.

Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'

Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.

Tell him you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways
'
Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.

If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.

Buy him a stress ball.

Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

Call him Tommy-boy.

If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

Say he 'looked better under the turban'

Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.

Teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.

Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'.

Talk at great length.
Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All
Things Bright And Beautiful'

Linda Lupos

Bring a toaster to the next death eater meeting, and offer him an English muffin.

Whistle the first few notes of "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" incessantly while in his presence.

Get many "Property of---" stickers. Place them on everything he owns. This includes Nigini.

Wear cheap muggle X-ray glasses to the next Death Eater meeting. Leer suggestively at him.

Leave candy and flowers at his chamber door. Blame Malfoy.

Buy him a cell phone. Call him at odd hours of the night, claiming you have the wrong phone number.

Dress up as Harry Potter for Halloween.

Get a friend and reenact all the times Harry Potter kicked his ass.

Sneak a red sock into his bleached laundry so that he ends up with pink underwear

Kidnap Wormtail and replace him with a real rat and let
Voldemort embarrass himself by talking to it

Send a bunch of owls to his "secret" hideout and train them to all use the bathroom on his house

Get him a Teddy bear. Tell him it might help his 'anger problem'.

Send him a mutilated arm with a card that says "From Wormtail, with love."

Get him drunk. Get him VERY drunk.

Video tape all the blackmail worthy events. Discreetly send the tape to Dumbledore.

Meow occasionally during the Death Eater meetings

Send cheerleaders to the next meeting. ("Give me a 'V'! Give me an "O'! Give me a 'L'!!)

Throw slices of cheese at him.

When you finally hit his face,

yell "WOO!" and then run for your life.

Hire a mime to mimic his every movement.

Tie him down and make him watch non-stop Disney movies

Make passes at him.

Use annoying lines such as "Hey Voldie, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

20. Play 'The Penis Game' at a Death Eater's meeting... See who can yell it the loudest, before Voldemort kills them.

when yu call herr every niqhtt sayinqq have a qood niqhtt sleep

i knoww this is immaturee but
when yu play the qame of "no, yu hanq up!"
untill shee falls asleeep
or untill dayliqhtt

itt doesntt matter
ppl post poems in this forum part all the timee
if were not suposed to,
why doesntt everyoness get deletdd

thank you all

I wanna be the smile you put on your face .

I wanna be your hands when you say your grace .

I wanna be whatever is your favorite place .

I Just wanna be close .

I wanna be the hat you put on your head .

I wanna be the sheets you put on your bed .

I wanna be the skirt wrapped around your legs .

I Just wanna be close .

I wanna be your sun, your stars, and your moon .

I wanna be your hot summer day in June .

I wanna be the smell of your sweet perfume .

I Just wanna be close .

I wanna be the seed That bare your life brand new .

I wanna be the one that's so faithful and true .

I wanna be the man down that aisle in that suit .

I Just wanna be close .


to Jayda
i love you forever
-Rocky

the showw was crazyy,, man

i forqott who madee the band
anyonee knoe?

i look way yunqer thouqh

ima yunq one ...
=)

" Never hypothetical,
you're factual and magical.
f*ck theatrical,
baby because you actual ;
physically you're chemistry is so mathematical ;
had to use academics to define your spirit.
you're lifting my limits ;
your name off my tongue is a lyric . ." . .
my world was black && white until the day you walked through my door && into my life ..
&& when i tell you i love you i dont say it out of a habit or to make conversation ; i say it to remind you that you're the best thing that has ever happened to me.. 2 yearss of knowing you baby has FINALLY paid off

" Never hypothetical,
you're factual and magical.
f*ck theatrical,
baby because you actual ;
physically you're chemistry is so mathematical ;
had to use academics to define your spirit.
you're lifting my limits ;
your name off my tongue is a lyric . ." . .
my world was black && white until the day you walked through my door && into my life ..
&& when i tell you i love you i dont say it out of a habit or to make conversation ; i say it to remind you that you're the best thing that has ever happened to me.. 2 yearss of knowing you baby has FINALLY paid off

come one
we all remember "WHere My money at" & "strawberries"



hahaa

uhh
i qot a cold from mi gf
lol
where are yuu gypsy?

damn i kneww i shouldnt have kissed Jayda
lol
i cauqht if from herr
haha


-Rocky

ok

lmfao