Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

"Titanic" & "My Life", by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:....... cost - $29.99
Clinton:....... cost - $29.99

Titanic:....... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:....... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:....... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:....... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:...... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:....... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:....... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:....... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton:...... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:....... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:....... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:....... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.