Community > Posts By > brian1harris
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am i being an a..?
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Liar!!! That's an underwire bra you have under that dress!!!
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Would You Be Embarassed ?
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What!? God invented washers and driers for that kind of thing!!! Just wipe your mouth with your sleeve! lol
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Hey is this the line for the German Activists?
guten tag! |
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Oooops! What A Mistake!!
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You may thank me, I have saved the world. They took me up in their space ship and decided that, by my example, the human race is just too stupid to even bother with.
Go me!!!!!!! lol |
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Best Pick Up Lines
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Wait your turn!!!!!! lol
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Best Pick Up Lines
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Another one: there's something wrong with your car:
I'm not in it. |
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Best Pick Up Lines
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I like my pick up line: Are those astronaut pants?
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I don't know if you said anything wrong, but I'd be happy talking with you!!!!!!!!!:)
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am i being an a..?
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Dummkopf
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Topic:
am i being an a..?
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If you'd shave that hitler mustache, they might have given you both directions and their phone numbers!!!!!!lol
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Would You Be Embarassed ?
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Napkins are pointless. That is why god made sleeves.
A man should use them the way god intended. |
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Depression sucks
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What kind of warning? Like an FBI warning or something?
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Depression sucks
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Was that a threat?
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Depression sucks
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On a more serious note, I really once was depressed. I met a girl in high school. The biggest crush I ever had. I never talked to her though, and she didn't return the interest. I stayed in depression for almost the entire year. It was very akward.
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Depression sucks
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I was once depressed. Then I met fingerpaintbynumbers and she bought a coconut from me.
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no way
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It's now Monday here too. Matter of fact, I have to go to bed now. Well see ya later.
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no way
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Hi, My name is Brian, and I'm not even a tea totaller...(sob)
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no way
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What, you don't want to wake up with him?
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no way
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(eating comfort food) Tell me about it. No sense at all.
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no way
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Did they try to censor us or something?
What did we do? We were just innocent people trying to set somebody straight when all of a sudden..... .... WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
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