Better than blue balls

Have you met the Muffin man?

I suck at advice that turned into a whole spiel about me. Thanks soul mate I think you are definitely going to find the right guy for you I don't know if it's on here but you will.

I've been struggling with this all day. I had a very beautiful woman walking around me the other day. First she stopped next to me to stare at the menu. Then she went and looked at the whole selection of fillings for the buritos. Then she circles around me to look at the menu again. Then switches sides on me. It seemed like she wanted to talk to me, but I just say I'm imaging things. Just like when I was working out this beautiful woman makes eye contact with me and then proceeds to get on the eliptical in front of me. I'm a gentleman but I'm only human. So question how can you tell when a woman wants you to talk to her? Am I just imagining it? It drives drives me nuts because I don't just want to be some ego boost for a stuck up hot chick.I know I'm not the best looking guy so I just try and ignore it but no great love story started with "Well she walked up to me and said I have beautiful eyes and we hit it off". Bring the sarcastic comments but I do struggle with this and could use some advise too.

I say don't give up! I feel kind of bad about some of the stuff I wrote in a previous thread. I'm not going to stick around because I want someone to grow old with not watch them grow old and leave me behind. I also paid for the year and I don't want to let that go to waste I know I was dumb for paying. I've been getting a little desperate lately and E-harmony didn't seem to cut it. Most people my age definitely are not looking for something serious yet. Online that is. I thought since there were older people on here I might be able to find someone with a little more maturity my age. I feel kind of dumb for looking at it this way. I feel bad about mixed signals I don't know anymore. So you guys are stuck with my confused arse for anymore year. I didn't want to say this because if the one for me is older I wouldn't complain but they would have to be very special.

You ask some brain ticklers. I have an opinion but I'm not sure how to put it in words. I see both sides they want to get rid of mothers day and fathers day because they are both the parents and they are celebrating because they are parents. I think what they don't relize is that they are celebrated separately because they both have a different roll in parenthood. If there is any compromise it would have to be a third holiday called parents day. Also change the names of mothers day and fathers day to birth giver day and sperm donor day or whatever other clever names you can think of. Anyways I do think being special is going away from the social norms. I just don't think you have to be special by getting rid of the social norms and making your special way the new normal. I do say to get rid of the normal if it is not working. I wouldn't call that special though I would call that inovative.

Superstitious "Stevie Wonder"

Kollektivet Complements music video on YouTube should sum this up pretty good for me

So I still pick penny's off of the ground when they are on heads. I was just wondering if anybody else still has a superstition they do. Also when I feel my palm itch I scratch it on the corner of some wood it's supposed to bring you money. I don't know why I do these things I know they aren't true but it's kind of like a game to me.

My dog ate something

Best Of Us "Dirty Heads"

Can't really say I've always ended up leaving my friends for many reasons not of my own choice except for this last time. But more seem to come and more seem to go. I'll always have the nice memories of those friendships but trying to keep them around just does us more harm than good. Also Funkyjunkie it sounds like I'm not the only frustrated one.

No offense to people willing to wait, all good for you, just not my cup of tea.

True I also got to thinking some people might look to this if they have disabilities as a way to socialise but things must hurt when people stop loging on and they have to start over with new people and see it go through another circle. But this is all hypothetical though I don't actually know if this happens. I got on here looking for a partner that will give me some hope in relationships. I know what I'm looking for isn't something that will happen overnight but I don't think I'm going to stick around here for five years to hope it will just happen on here.

You guys keep records I'm just looking around

True it seems there are not a lot of people near each other on this sight that are compatible.

I'm not saying they are just here to find someone but even soul searching or anything else how is going in a circle going to help with anything. It's not that I don't like this place I just don't understand it. Why keep yourself here for so long? The once in a blue moon different topic seems to get ignored anyways.

Goodluck we need some more personalities to liven this place up

You guys have been around for five years or more on this site. Why do you stick around? I'm not saying give up but don't you think you should look elsewhere? Unless you enjoy the circles that the threads go in. I mean even if you do love this place are you not tired of your computer.

I feel like we keep going in circles as humans this sucks /off topic/