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Remember That One Time?
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I think it did.
You rob the cradle, eh? 
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Remember That One Time?
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Are you stalking me now, Ella?
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Remember That One Time?
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Suuureee you were ordered to...that's what Santa Claus said when I caught him making weapons of mass destruction.
Oh, and I can prove it was you, Ella. I can and did. Last Thursday. Remember? Under the apple tree? |
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Remember That One Time?
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That's right. I've got an entourage. A posse. A clan.
Not to mention, that wacky cartoon ability to pull anything out from behind my back. Who wants some pie!?!? Oh, and I still know what you did...that one time...in the pool...AT BAND CAMP! |
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Remember That One Time?
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Er, that should say bazooka. Curse these fingers!
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Remember That One Time?
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*pulls out the bazook*
Who's running?
Yeah, didn't think so. Pennies may hurt more, but I'd possibly stop to pick up the bens, not the pennies. 
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Ladies Making the First Move
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Awww, come on. Being stalked is so romantic!
Okay, not seriously...unless she's really hot and not a murderer like in Swim Fan. |
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Remember That One Time?
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Penny? Puh-lease! I only accept benjamins.
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Remember That One Time?
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No secret is safe with me. Muahahahahaaa!
Free tranquilizations for all. 
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Remember That One Time?
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Don't make me get the tranquilizer gun. Again.
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Remember That One Time?
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I'm sorry. I just have this way of knowing...
Maybe I'm a bit ubiquitous.
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Remember That One Time?
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Yeah, you do. You totally do.
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Stood Up and Ignored?
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The ironic and rather humorous part is that it was her idea.
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Ladies Making the First Move
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I agree with Stat. It's a total turn on when a woman is confident enough in herself and her feelings for me to make the first move. I tend to have a dominating personality at times, so someone that is brave enough to make the first move will be brave enough to keep me in my place.
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Stood Up and Ignored?
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Oh, don't worry. I'm not going to fret over it. I just wanted to see if anyone had some insight into someone-like-that's head.
Maybe afraid? Worried? Ashamed? I don't know. We need an eye rolling smiley. |
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Stood Up and Ignored?
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What would you think or assume if someone told you to meet them tomorrow at such and such place, but when you show up, they never do.
Further more, they don't respond to your e-mails even though you can see they've read them? What can possibly go wrong within the period of a day when you haven't had any contact TO make something go wrong? |
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More Pics
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I added more pics. Times to get out the diapers before you wet your pants.
That's right - be alarmed! |
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You’ve all been bad girls
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As long as the pizza continues to get me women, the pizza will remain.
It won't go bad, honest. I'll keep a fresh supply out. |
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You’ve all been bad girls
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Nope, still here.
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You’ve all been bad girls
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rofl
At least you'll have that going for you. 
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