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You are so ugly....
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You are so ugly
That when you pass by a toilet. It flushes. 
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While at the Lucky Afro....
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I was getting a refund on some 8 buckle, white leather, thigh high stillettos at the Lucky Afro. A little Chinese store that caters to afros/ chemo patients/ quincenieras/ and hip hop apparrel..... and kinky boots. About half a dozen people where in there kind of singing along with "Lean on me" when a stubby little black woman next to me gasped at some purple rubber eskimo boots with purple fur. "Oh lord! Those are on sale? I LOVE purple!" I told her to get em cause ya only live once. She was trying furiously to jamb her foot into it and the zipper stopped halfway up her calf. She stopped and looked up at me and I began yelling at her like a drill sargeant..."SUCK IT IN TROOPER! YOU CAN DO IT! THOSE BOOTS BELONG TO YOU! I GOT $10 THAT SAYS YOU CAN DO IT!" The other people in the store gathered around smiling and laughing. Zzzzzzzip... .she got the boot on and in that moment the look on her face was priceless. She felt beautiful. She was a diva. She smiled so big when she looked up at me. "Feels sexy don't it?"...I handed her a $10. "I knew those boots needed to be yours" (only cost her $5). She was all smiles saying "I gots some purple shorts to match these!".......eeewww But, it made her really happy. It occurred to me that sometimes just a simple bit of encouragement can really make someones day. So, if you get the chance to yell at a stranger, just do it. Could make them really happy. Everyone in the afro was grinning ear to ear when she strutted up to the register in those gawdawful monstrosities.....I think it made all of us a bit happier to see someone smile like that. What was wrong with your stilettos that you had to return them??? They overcharged. (They were on sale). got no problem picking up kinky gifts for the freaks I party with but I aint payin full price. Ahhhh. I thought they just pinched your feet. |
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How wide is ...
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Narrow enough to attract gay men.
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...what I'm talking about. C'mon, would ya? And you said you wouldn't ask. |
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Name one good thing that happened to you today I awoke and saw the sun come up. So I was not blind. I heard the birds chirping. So I was not deaf. I rubbed my kitties soft fur bellies. So I can feel. I had Celestial Seasonings Cinnamon Apple Spice tea. So I can taste. And smell. Can't complain. Well.. The sun went behind the clouds. The birds chit on my windshield. The cats threw up when they got into my discarded teabags. You can imagine what that smells like. |
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With my luck, I'll certainly be a goat.... No. That would be karma. If you came back as a domesticated goat, that would be your luck. |
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While at the Lucky Afro....
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I was getting a refund on some 8 buckle, white leather, thigh high stillettos at the Lucky Afro. A little Chinese store that caters to afros/ chemo patients/ quincenieras/ and hip hop apparrel..... and kinky boots. About half a dozen people where in there kind of singing along with "Lean on me" when a stubby little black woman next to me gasped at some purple rubber eskimo boots with purple fur. "Oh lord! Those are on sale? I LOVE purple!" I told her to get em cause ya only live once. She was trying furiously to jamb her foot into it and the zipper stopped halfway up her calf. She stopped and looked up at me and I began yelling at her like a drill sargeant..."SUCK IT IN TROOPER! YOU CAN DO IT! THOSE BOOTS BELONG TO YOU! I GOT $10 THAT SAYS YOU CAN DO IT!" The other people in the store gathered around smiling and laughing. Zzzzzzzip... .she got the boot on and in that moment the look on her face was priceless. She felt beautiful. She was a diva. She smiled so big when she looked up at me. "Feels sexy don't it?"...I handed her a $10. "I knew those boots needed to be yours" (only cost her $5). She was all smiles saying "I gots some purple shorts to match these!".......eeewww But, it made her really happy. It occurred to me that sometimes just a simple bit of encouragement can really make someones day. So, if you get the chance to yell at a stranger, just do it. Could make them really happy. Everyone in the afro was grinning ear to ear when she strutted up to the register in those gawdawful monstrosities.....I think it made all of us a bit happier to see someone smile like that. What was wrong with your stilettos that you had to return them??? |
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Jewelry
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I LUV jewelry on a man, earrings,
rings, whatever. I have always eschewed it myself, along with makeup and anything else that draws attention to myself :-) |
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Matter and Antimatter Relationships The thing is. Were there not ever so slightly more matter than antimatter, we would not exist. So. I guess the good matter wins. In the end. |
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what makes your mingle friends special? Well. They don't show up unexpectedly. And they don't overstay their welcome. And they don't mind for chit 
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I Lie Constantly!!!
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SPREAD THE WORD.......please 
I'm my own terrorist I KNEW that was a box-cutter. And you weren't just happy to see me. |
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How often do you ...
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Never.
Never.Never. Well.. No. Never. |
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To give all dogs an alternative.
To that little b*tch down the street. |
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You were supposed to hold the
bacon in place by wrapping a rubber band, tightly around it. Did you do this? Okay the tissue is a different game. Seems like someone left their napkin for you to find. Verrry clever ratz. |
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Now...where was I ? Last I saw, you were making a bacon buffet for the rat.. |
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Dict8's Dramatic pause....
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It is the mushrooms in the soup.
They fook with your internal clock. |
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Best home grown animation I have ever seen!!!!!
Thanks
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Get off my freaking oxygen hose...
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How would you be defined in a dictionary ? WOW. Whole (package) Of Woman Your funny 
Well. You know how we SLC girls are :-) |
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dont rush things!
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Sometimes.
There is a NEED for speed :-) For when it is 100% reciprocal. |
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