..you want i should call da boys and see about makin' him disappeah permennantly ...

allo guvnuh

a guy walks into a bar...


and says Ouch!......

dear diary:
woke up horny this morning ,bad sign. supposed to meet my girl friday and i'm all nervous about the fact her daughter is coming and she isn't thrilled about her mom's new boyfriend. i'm either in deep **** or maybe i can convince her that i'm not a threat.
(*sigh*) well anyway i'll see how the rest 0f the day goes..

it would however be quite easy to pitch hay into a loft,and castrate bulls ,oh and slaughtering hogs ..and airiating the soil

haha c'mon now if wolverine ever started being a cowboy he'd accidentally kill the horse when he grabbed the reigns !

evenin' everyone

!I have 5 minutes on break i'm taking 2 of em' to say Hi to everyone luv ya'll hehehe gotta goooooooo...

nite Purple !

peace out thumper!

2 cannibals are eating a clown ..one turns to the other and says"does this taste funny to you"??

True story, I kid you not: I was installing the plumbing in a new house and i was near the front bay window ; outside I see the King Johnny truck pull up to pump out the porta potties.. minutes later the truck pulls up and the helper hops out with one of those extended grabbers and has to manually remove the stubborn clumps of poo and whatnot from inside that wouldn't dislodge.I would hate that job

ahem typo MOON*

"when the moo hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's amore'(thaaat's amore'....

but.. i do not see an intelligent mule near me??

woohoo Thundercats!

"Gassy"

as to why s1lowhand is chasing after an elephant's schnitzel : I dunno but as far as what one is =
schnit·zel /ˈʃnɪtsəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[shnit-suhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
a cutlet, esp. of veal.
[Origin: 1850–55, Americanism; < G: a shaving, deriv. of schnitzeln to whittle]
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schnit·zel (shnĭt'səl) Pronunciation Key
n. A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.


[German, from Middle High German snitzel, diminutive of sniz, slice, from snitzen, to carve, frequentative of snīden, to cut, from Old High German snīdan.]

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schnitzel
veal cutlet, 1854, from Ger. Schnitzel "cutlet," lit. "a slice," from Schnitz "a cut, slice" (+ -el, dim. suffix), from schnitzen "to carve," frequentative of schneiden "to cut," from O.H.G. snidan, cognate with O.E. sniþan "to cut," from P.Gmc. *snithanan.

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sing "Amore' and act like you're tossing pizza pies then fall into a heap like you passed out to freak out the Korean janitors; when they get close enough jump up really fast and scare em' lmao!