naw you go right ahead and investigate..wait a minute where's cashay!!!!

I haven't ever flown in a plane

I know how to cook gourmet style


I am a cartoonist on the side

now wantta come back ...i'll dance for ya if you want..

oh wow that is umm disturbing eckk crapping will disqualify you.
and cashay ....hehe

I think beautyfulrae is cute as can be

I only make my bed if I know there will be company



and once i fell asleep holding up a transmission under a car-and didn't drop it

artist

yes cashay, boxers why?

well hallo clarice..lol

purple you're one in a million

wantta is pissing all over the place
midnight and cashay are rockin the love truck
Dale is being rational and chivalrous
and i'm sitting here in my boxers realizing that I officially do not "have a life" ...oh well let's have a pissing contest
and no wantta distance is what counts.not quantity lol

Cashay be careful you are about to enter the world of ...Trucker Lovin'!!! you'll come back 20lbs. lighter and unable to remember what happened

ya know I have Never gotten a real massage before, I've never been to a chiropractor either.

I love any form of art

I have a corny sense of humor


I don't know if I'll ever find a good woman

Your turn Dale!!

you try swinging it around for 30 min and see if your"arm is not

hiogh in TX midnight blow the horn for us while you're there!

Dear Diary;

I most often portray the funny and happy guy persona;but, it's getting difficult. I am at a crossroads in my life where when I stand back and evaluate my life: I realize I am pretty much a failure. A repetitious cycle of unsuccessful dating a failed marriage a low income and so much time and effort wasted with nothing to show for it- yeah maybe this does sound like a pity party:but I never spill what is really weighing heavy on me.I am not sure if I wasn't meant to have much and not have a nice woman in my life or what. I'm really not a drinker but due to the raw picture of the present situation sometimes it almost seems like a good idea.Instead I just try ignoring how pathetic I've become and write another poem or joke to blow it all off.I dunno-this post doesn't really need a reply I'm just venting openly.because I have nobody here to vent to.

dang I was swingin' it and knocked over my Mt. dew

actually I was pole vaulting ..I needed a new lamp,couch, and ashtray anyways

hah Dale is gonna put his eye out