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A good party........
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I plan to practice my male stripping moves at the Second Annual Shake it Like a Catfish Competition.
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Whew. I was worried that was some kind of sick duck sex thing. Soufie, I see you're familiar with getting goosed. 
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In order to change the course of your life (your past) you may have to quantum leap your consciousness to an earlier time and reenter your body at an earlier time. Just like Christmas gifts that take batteries: (Psychoactive Drugs Not Included.) 
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Duck, duck, goose...??
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All this non-sense is starting to take its toll.
While some people question why people vote at a poll... I take it slow and toke off of my bowl. 
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A shriveled duck is almost nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival.
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That actually made my d**k shrivel. Was that like a Vulcan "Come on" line? No, it's an old jedi d**k shriveling technique I learned on a planet you are unfortunately unable to pronounce with the human tongue. |
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Sorry, ladies... but my blender has only one speed - Turtle speed.
Which of course means I can't prevent coagulation, but I can slow the curdling of your milk by adjusting the thermostat in your fridge... Telepathically of course.
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Well, last night I took December and put in a conceptual blender.
Smoothie anyone?
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Yeah... but, what about the light at the end of the tunnel?!
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Python
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Perma-
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Ok, who uses a nigh light?!
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Jack!
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Baby
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Apartment
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Board
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Since bananas are fruit, wouldn't it broadly quantify as fruit cake too?!
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Domino's
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Chicken!
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