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Mon 08/25/08 03:05 PM
Topic: She's a good girl
$300.00?? Get her to paint your house and clean your driveway
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Mon 08/25/08 02:42 PM
Topic: Hi
Hi
Welcome flowerforyou
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Mon 08/25/08 02:30 PM
Topic: Your day was good until

No wonder I keep scaring the boys away! I meant to use RAVISH, not ravage!!!!!!!! Oh silly me.

rofl


:heart: I wouldn't care what you did to me. I'm sure that I'd enjoy itbigsmile bigsmile
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Mon 08/25/08 02:11 PM
Topic: Do nice guys really finish last?

They may not always finish last but they go home alone at the end of the night!

drinker drinker drinker drinker
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Mon 08/25/08 02:01 PM
Topic: About Last Night...
I have no idea what so everdrinker
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Mon 08/25/08 01:57 PM
Topic: Is there anyone here at this site to...

Merlin.


I'm not gonna let you know where I use it.:wink: :tongue: :tongue:
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Mon 08/25/08 01:56 PM
Topic: Is there anyone here at this site to...
In the words of comedian Tim Wilson : "Never let a bald man borrow your comb....."
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Mon 08/25/08 01:34 PM
Topic: ever feel like your amish





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY
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Mon 08/25/08 01:25 PM
Topic: Your date
Tell her to bend over. I'm gonna plug up that gas leak
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Mon 08/25/08 01:22 PM
Topic: WTF is up....
They're putting in cameras to watch you.
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Mon 08/25/08 01:17 PM
Topic: Accepting Being Single As A WAy Of Life
All of that and you make him pay for dinner too.

Good luck:wink:
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Mon 08/25/08 01:16 PM
Topic: why is it .!!
It's a figment of the imagination. It doesn't exist.

Just like Unicorns
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Mon 08/25/08 01:09 PM
Topic: Your day was good until
Tell her to look in the glovebox and hand me a condom.
She can either give it up or get out of my car.
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Mon 08/25/08 01:01 PM
Topic: Let us say you have a date
lick it off.
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Mon 08/25/08 01:00 PM
Topic: What is the biggest
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
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Mon 08/25/08 12:58 PM
Topic: What is your definition of
Hooking up with a 17 year old at 11:30pm, knowing that she will be 18 at midnight. That's a Longggggggg 30 mins.
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Mon 08/25/08 12:52 PM
Topic: What are you
A double grease bomb with cheese. and large fries


(That's what we call a double cheeseburger at the local grill)
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Mon 08/25/08 12:50 PM
Topic: No date or bad date
What's a date???
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Mon 08/25/08 12:49 PM
Topic: What is the
There was this really HOT brunette one time.........
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Mon 08/25/08 12:29 PM
Topic: Who The ****!
I'd only steal your dirty panties :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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