He probably isn't the first to turn you down, So in reality he is not alone

J/K

Happy holidays Mary

Jamie82 says



or they have to conquer the belt pkwy.

I was always told ..... location, location, location,

Now I see how true it is

11- Looking for attention

I think its some great advice, and I agree with alot of stupid things people say on their profile. Especially the profiles that say they are looking for a smart, successful, educated, well manered tall dark and athletic man.

Oh excuse me. But is anybody looking for a fat short bald stupid bum without a job, that would probably be more diffucult to find

Do not have a photo of you with your friends as your main profile photo. People will not be able to tell which one is you.

Barguy, which character are you, in your photo

Gluttons for punishment men are

Men dont just have relationships with woman, Men also get a whole bunch of new friends, relatives, and get laid once in a while to keep us happy

J/K

Gluttons for punishment men are

Divorces dont always take long because of money, Its the judicial process that takes so long. Someone has to decide who gets what and the judges want the lawyers to do the dividing. But if issues arrise the judge will decide. This can take 5 to 10 trips to the court house. Each trip a couple of months apart.
That is why there is such a thing as a legal seperation, this allows the seperated parties to move on with their lives, while the divorce goes through its process.

When its over its over and the fat lady is singing, when the divorce papers are filed. So if your ex cheated on you, So what.
Does that mean everybody is a @sshole? No, it means your ex was a @sshole.

Yogi Bera also said and I quote.

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"

Faux Pax

Women don't make men crazy. They just want men to live their lives through them. It is amazing how they try to change our friends and thoughts and lives.

I now see the real problem here.

People seem to think, that when their partners cheat on them. They have been stolen by some marriage breaker.

Open your eyes and ears, when your partner cheats, blame your partner or yourself. NOT THE INNOCENT PERSON WHO MAY HAVE NOT EVEN KNOWN YOUR PARTNER WAS MARRIED.

If he or she is cheating, there was a problem way, way, before the third person came along DUH

Hits nail on the head

Seperated - no divorce papers filed, just a agreement between parties. there is still a binding marriage between parties

Legal seperation - Divorce papers filed, each partie no longer has any say or responsibity for the other

What seperation we talking here, A LEGAL SEPERATION means much more than the actually divorce itself

Legal seperation implies the marriage is over lets work out the details. From that day forward it is OVER

Sorry Gems but In New york once you file for divorce from that day on you are legally seperated and no longer have any responsibilty for the other parties life. The only responsibilty you have is monetary support issues in which is a pretty much status quo situation. Ex. my income was the only income in the house hold, so i had to keep paying house bills as before and that was all I paid, because that covered approx the same amount The judge set for child support,which is a fixed pertcentage of your income.

Ignorance is not an excuse, but in this situation it certainly does apply. what do you think you wake up in the morning and go to the courthouse and get a divorce.

In New York and many other states it takes at least 2 to 3 yrs to get a contested divorce.

this might need clarification

contested = one party not agreeing with the other parties terms of the divorce

contested does not mean one of the parties doesnt want a divorce

By the way, once you file your papers for a divorce from that day on, you are legally seperated and that my friend is as good as a divorce, just the terms of the cdivorce are still in the precedings

give the man I drink, Yes steven you should say were is this going

But Steven, Excuse me but I dont get it, A kiss isn't nothing but swapping saliva, practicaly drinking from the same soda bottle.

So if she isnt kissing you are only are only will be her friend. In my 20's I had many female friends who I made advances on. And I knew right then if they were a friend or it was going to something more.

So either handle this as probably nothing but a friendship and one something better for her comes along you may be history

Well Steven if I was you, I would tell her

Either kiss my lips or Kiss my arse, but we are kissing something right now.

A month for a Kiss, That's not where Steven needs to be if he wants to be a couple.

Let's hope, she isn't a he and waiting for the right time to tell you, before she kisses you.

J/K

back to penis--back to school

good penis hunting--- good will hunting