Ok, what's kudzu?

Right on, men think that saying they are so big that that's gonna turn me on. I think NOT!!!!!!

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.

another one is had sex in middle of day in a field with alot of cars driveing by and honkling at us in aproveal

He is too possessive.I would try and let him grow up some,otherwise he might end up controlling you,and you dont want that,I can assure you!

I got 2 A's, 1 A- and a Satisfactory (highest) grade in my field internship!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY DANCE!!!!!

my gpa is back where i want it to be

((((lady)))) muah

Oh, I need cartoons anly and I cant find anything about a carly........this is about the evolution of cartoons........do you know what some of the newer ones they are watching these days. We are kinda hinting about the violence and how it started and what it is today....some are pretty harmless like spongebob but I know there are some anime and super heros cartoons out there but my kids are all grown and I dont watch tv

Ahh that song popped into my head when i read the title of this post...even though the words are actually 'ah look at all the lonely people'

where do they all come from?

*sigh* im bored and wanna talk!!