Well, it was only a matter of time until they found the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin. And, boy, is this kid amazing. Meet future shotgun groom Levi Johnston (above) who, in a triumph of the human spirit, makes Casey Aldridge and Kevin Federline look they should be on the space program. The New York Post has the details:

On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f****n' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some **** and just f**n' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f**k with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."
Wow. Am I the only one who hopes this kid never stops reproducing? Show of hands.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/sarah_palins_future_soninlaw_r.php