hey cutey

yo......

GRABS A HOSE.....HIGH PRESSURE EVEN......LOL READY?

NASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

dang....hungry for a moonpie.......

PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
>>
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,
old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day,
two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of
sight,and began dividing the nuts."One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me,"said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the
fence.Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he
passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed
down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you,one for me. One
for you, one for me."He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his
bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane,
hobbling along."Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what
I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the
souls. The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to
walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
cemetery.Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One
for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin'
me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they
peered through the fence,yet were still unable to see anything. The old
man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and
tighter they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard,
"One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the
fence and we'll
be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes
ahead of the kid on the bike.

SMILE, God Loves You!

not gonna happen......bush will veto it...as he should. Why?

As GaMail50 said....


common sence.....for crying out loud.

would try not to do that for fear that It may permenately damage all
sence of smell due to the intence burning of the nose hairs.

hey daniel san.....you gonna check out my breakfast buffet I'm gonna
open tomarrow morning?

yo danny.....made my voice heard for ya as well down there.

will do

nice crowd ya got in here so far...this place ought to fill up fast

danny boy
Was wondering when you were gonna start your own little operation
here
Hook me up with your deep dish large garlic flavored crust pizza with
the works on it.....hold off on the little fishey's there....ewwwwwww
If your serving beer then pull me a draft....if not....coke will do.

wake's up with a hangover and crawls out of the hot tub....say's hi to
izzy as I head toward the mens room to straighten myself up abit.

lamom.....to be closer to me

oh well........"sigh"..........pink floyd is good too.

prefer pink floyd?????

barry white is the KING of love songs.......

here are your drinks.....the hot tub is ready for you...watch your step

whatcha drinking catch?