PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,
old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day,
two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of
sight,and began dividing the nuts."One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me,"said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the
fence.Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he
passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed
down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you,one for me. One
for you, one for me."He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his
bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane,
hobbling along."Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what
I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the
souls. The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to
walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
cemetery.Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One
for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin'
me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they
peered through the fence,yet were still unable to see anything. The old
man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and
tighter they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard,
"One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the
fence and we'll
be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes
ahead of the kid on the bike.

SMILE, God Loves You!

Good One!

Very good ... LOL.... thx

iam so glad you posted that i had heard it before but could not remember
all of it and have been looking for it for a long time
i love it it is so funny

that was really great made my morning thanx for the laugh