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joni needs a dam good spankin.!!!!  
I've been waitin but no one's signed up yet..
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I hope I get some more just as good
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Nice
Thank u Spikey  
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It made my morning for sure and that was yesterday. I read it again this morning and it was just as funny!!!
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I love it final something beside dumb blond jokes
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For you ladies who could use a good laugh
....And the guys who have a sense of humor and wont take it personal
He Said/She Said He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you? He said ... . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! On a wall in a ladies room .. . . 'My husband follows me everywhere' Written just below it . .. . ' I do not' Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her. ' But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you. |
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just woke up...
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Please don't tell me your law enforcement or a bus driver....
nah, my job aint that important Ok so your just a pilot for American Airlines..... 
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SUNDAY QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love that....Thank you
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just woke up...
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Please don't tell me your law enforcement or a bus driver....
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Wakin' up
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Already tired been up since 5:00 am.
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for girls only
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Sensative is good.
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Terrible Idea....
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It's a terrible idea to get involved with someone who lives far away from you..... Don't you just love those? NOT!!! They mostly been crazies...I guess Thank God they live far away
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Dark Question
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Ok
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I'm am!!! I love fires and stories
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I wish...
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I always get offers to make me breakfast.....but I never get them for dinner
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I wish...
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Until we get it then we want something else..
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New Pics...
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They are beautiful you must leave them up...
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Good Luck
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Best of luck to you and your pup
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Please Be A friend Tonight
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Hey Peoples and friends, Just as my rainbow was coming in I hit a brick wall. I have been extremly sick, then stalked and harassed. I have a crack in my back toooth, at my gum line. PLEASE PRAY my fever is 104. I went to the dentist but he did not remove the tooth. Now, I'm so sick I am throwing up. Some freak of nature person will not leave me be and I have to go get a protective order from the Magistrate, tomorrow. A lwsuit follows! I am still hand raising a baby kitten and nursing my daughter back to health & in killer pain. PLEASE! I know Prayers Are Answered. I feel like Tom Hanks in Cast Away. REMOVE THE FREAKING TOOTH. Any SERIOUS Ideas??? It hurts so much and I can't see removing it. I am crying in pain. Yes I do baby get yourself to the emergency room now, specially if you didn't get antibiotics for that tooth. You have a major infection and no amount of prayer is gonna relieve that fever or the pain. People have died of this, it can cause a major infection in your heart and kill you. Go go go!!!
Please don't fool around with this. I have worked with doctors and dentist and this is nothing to be lax about sweetie. Thank u Awolf, she is probably feeling really helpless right now and needs some sense brought to her attention.
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Concerned
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