Or the didn't have the color you wanted so now your stuck with the silver on instead of the gold one you had your heart set on...

It's a joke....you know hahaha fun....not to be taken personally

He already had my vote from back in the day.......

It's nice to know, but it wont apply to me. No sex for 6 yrs....

Indiana Jones, He is adventurous and finds treasures work a fortune.....I'm thinking good retirement

One of my wishes for sure!!!!!

George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline :

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> Bush wants us
> to cut the amount of gas we use.....
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> The best way
> to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
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> That would be
> 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas wouldcome down.....
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> Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
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> When they
> catch an illegal
> immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle
> and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ......
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> Tell him if he
> wants to come to
> America then he
> must serve a tour in the military.....
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> Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
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> After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
> this country.....
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> He will also be
> registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......
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> This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and
> the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......
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> If they refuse to
> serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
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> Problem
> solved.....

Don't understand why you would get a bite...I don't bite hard

Where are we goin.....I'm there

Thank u for the heads up

I try to be...and sometimes that gets me into trouble...but love trouble

Got my hand slapped for posting in the wrong forum.... I will have to learn to behave myself

Thank u!! Glad I could make your Sunday morning brighter.....

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T


A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,
there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F'


He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'


She looked puzzled and repeated,
'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.


He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'


The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
'T-G-I-F.'


The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'


The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means
'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'


The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!



Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?





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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?







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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?




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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?



If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?





If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?






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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?



Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'






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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?



Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?





Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?





If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?






Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?




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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?

I went through the same thing with my ex....and I was and still am prettier then her....and so are you sweetie. Don't ever give anyone the chance to make you feel that your not beautiful as just as you are.

You are a doll JT.........

I keep attracting the same kind....beer in one hand and the other holding a sixer...