True.

But I think God laughs hysterically, I would.

Being the Baseball fanatic that I am, I have to agree with Lakeman...
OMG.... That is like the BEST thing ever!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!

An Old Blind Man was walking down the street when he came upon a fish
market,

He took a deep breath, tunred, smiled and said...

"Good Morning LADIES!"

Conned!!!!

I LOVE IT!

A Crimson tear falls from my beating heart'
As it slowly breaks in tortured passion...
Before my eyes drifts the shadow of my death,
while my chaos crowded mind sings its blood chilling lullaby...
A sickly sweet remembrance of your smile...
...I fall away into your eyes...

A crowd of passers by walk over my cold grave,
who is there to see me fall apart...
A senseless smile passes over my condemned face...
I drag up memories I fight to forget...
Don`t let me die alone,
hold my hand...
...I slip farther with every word...

Ankle deep in sin,
I drown in your hatred,
despair in your love,
suffocate in your listless affection,
Take me over...
...I cant help letting go...

That was awesome! Do you know, you made me long for my husband... I do
miss him...

Know what, I LIKE THAT ONE... well, okay almost like it! :D

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and you just want to say:
I'm not playing anymore. Your not my friend!

close: far

Thanks! I think maybe she's right... Pregnancy, LOL! But I'm happy...

Thats really scary! I'm so glad I finally got hitched... Even if it was
only like 2 weeks ago, LOL... :D

HAHA! That is freakin great!! Thanks for making me smile!!!

:D -Lorey

lol, IM SO SORRY! I didnt mean for yo to take it that way! Im overly
sarcastic, but I dont mean a word... LOL! I dont think before I speak,
LOL! Sowwy... We're not swingers BTW, lol... does it look like that? We
just want a third-skie....

EEkk... You really must forgive.

I agree your right there not all... Mu hubby's purty nifty... but still,
lol... they have their moments like we have ours..:D

HAR! The funny hting is... Your right there Whatever your name is
guy...LOL... it is BS thats why us ladies are so dang frustrated and
think its so fricken FUNNY!

First off, you seem like a cool guy.
Secondly, If you want to "IMPROVE" your self-imag, make a list of things
you think would be better diff... You've had several diff. offers in
that catergory (my fave being the HAIRCUT, LOL!)... then just start at
one and work down the list... it'll take work.. Days, weeks, months..
BUT WHO CARES!
Then again, i fyou like who you are, REALLLLLLYYYY, DONT CHANGE AT ALL!
Who cares what others think, if you like you, BE YOU!

HAR!

I just got to thinking... Have you ever noticed how a guy is ALWAYS
HORNY????? So when he is he talks to you about anyting and everyting,
about what you can do tomarrow... blah blah blah... But then BANG him...
and POOF! What are you talking about, it's late lets go to bed.

Why IS THAT???????? I'm thinking, excuse ma french, they like jizz out
their brain cells and have to redevelop... What do you think?

Shockingly true... Ishould hav my hubby fill something out to see the
answers... Men... Assholes. But who can live without them ehhhh?

Okay then Inquiring Minds, LOL... As a woman... I tend to like the
basics.. Flowers, ect... But prolly th emost romantic thing a man has
ever done for me, was listen when I talk and actually give me an
answer... One that is actually an answer to what I was saying.. LOL!

BUT DONT FORGET THE FLOWERS... especially if you send them for no reason
whatsoever.... :D