Community > Posts By > SubstanceD
Topic:
ask dr tran
Edited by
SubstanceD
on
Mon 09/07/09 10:06 PM
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Cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap! He'll it it out of anything. The trash can, the sink, even out of the dogs mouth! Dog don't mind.
Hey, my dog doesn't hev and melk in his pellowcase! |
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Pics of your pets!
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SubstanceD, your girlfriends cat "Princess" is adorable!!! It was such a cutie. It hated her but loved me, she didn't know how to look after a cat and she got it after she saw Squig and found out I liked cats :P |
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Topic:
The Browser Wars
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What browser do you use and why?
Me, Opera 10. So so awesome. 100% on Acid3, loads every page perfectly, never had a crash, runs lightning fast and has everything you need without plugins. My favorite thing about it is a built in e-mail client that works perfectly with Gmail. |
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google chrome
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Google Chrome is very meh, too apple plastic bullsh!t for my liking.
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i just highlight the text which makes it visible. i mean people never remember to resize. I do that as well, and in threads with blown margins, I type in smaller margins to keep from going out of viewing. I guess I am too comme il faut because I do resize for this site. Oh well! About 600 pixels won't break the tables. kb quotas are useless these days as most people have cable anyway |
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Edited by
SubstanceD
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Sun 09/06/09 10:34 PM
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Here's a quick tutorial on most things you can do with bbCode with examples! Hope this helps some of you guys out.
Images: The code is [IMG ]www.your url here.com/img.jpg[/img ] just remove the spaces to use it. I recommended Warst to host your images and it'll give you the code for your image too! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Bold: Bold is easy, the code is [b ] and [/b ] to close, Put them around the text you want to bold [b ]like this[/b ] --------------------------------------------------------------------- Underline: Underline again is easy. the code is [u ] and [/u ] It'll look [u ]like this[/u ] --------------------------------------------------------------------- Italics: Italics is [i ] and [/i ] it'll look like this --------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: If you want to quote someone or something the code is [quote ] and [/quote ]. like this
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Linking: To create a link (like my link to Warst.com up there) use [/url ] it'll look like this --------------------------------------------------------------------- Font Size: You can change the size of your font easily with [size=10 ] [/size ] 10 point 20 point --------------------------------------------------------------------- Font Colour: Colour is a bit different, to use colour it's [color=RGB code ] and red is #FF0000 blue is #0000FF yellow is #FFFF00 pink is #FF00FF orange is #FF6600 if anyone wants any other colors, or lighter/darker shades I'll find them out for you --------------------------------------------------------------------- Code: If you have a formula or some script to show everyone use [code ] and [/code ] the output looks like this <head> --------------------------------------------------------------------- That's everything I've explored for now, so if anyone has anything to add please feel free! Too take a look at all the code used in my post, just quote the post and take a look at what I've done. |
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Topic:
Overused Phrases
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Think outside the box. Picture a box that is inside a larger box. That, sir, is the box I'm thinking outside of. |
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Topic:
Pics of your pets!
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I am trying to learn to copy and paste.....do not have the hang of it yet. the code is [IMG ] url of your photo [/IMG ] just remove the spaces after IMG warst.com can host your image and give you the code easy |
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Topic:
Pics of your pets!
Edited by
SubstanceD
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Sun 09/06/09 10:02 PM
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For those of you who don't know how to host images, go to www.warst.com and upload your photo there, then copy the BBCode and paste in your message.
For those of you who have hosting already the code is [IMG ]www.yoururlhere.com/img.jpg[/IMG ] without the spaces after IMG. Hope that helps. Hey, lets get some of out pets photos up in here. These have been my cats over the ages: Left to Right, Top to Bottom is... Cat - He has no name and is huge. My family cat where I'm living now. Ampersand and Ellipses - 2 kittens that were given to me while I was living in Guznghou, China Princess - My girlfriends cat while I was living in Zhuhai China, looks like a big stuffed toy and is so damn cute. Ampersand and Ellipses again Squig - My coolest cat ever. He'd sleep with me, wait buy the door when i was about to come home and when I entered the house he'd roll around on the floor and do a little kitty dance. Loved to sit on my shoulder. Best friend I ever had but I had to give him away when I went to Guangzhou. For those of you who need a place to host images try out www.warst.com there's no sign up and you just copy and paste the BBCode it gives you. EDIT: Whoops, broken tables. Does anyone know max pixel width? I'll resize the pic when I find out. |
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Topic:
Your Favorite Lyrics
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Best lyric lines... Saigon Kick - The Lizard Lick your friends until they start to quiver
Anthrax - Nobody Knows Anything I don't know how much generosity I can take
Until I leave a trail of bodies lying in my wake Nobody Knows Anything has some of the best drumming EVER. I saw them live and they turned the whole song into 1 drum solo. So brilliant. |
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Metal anyone?
Edited by
SubstanceD
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Sun 09/06/09 09:05 PM
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Most of the stuff you guys have mentioned I am not big on..but I do like Dream Theater, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blind Guardian. But then again, being a bit older than you, I am pretty sure my definition of ' metal ' is gonna be slightly different than yours. Well, going oldskool, Led Zepp, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Motorhead, Alice Cooper.... all good. |
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Your Favorite Lyrics
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Post some of your favorite songs and lyrics!
Faith No More - Ricochet It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious. Frenzal Rhomb - Stand Up and be Cunted Freedom of expression is imperative to me I call on everyone to run naked though the city streets Sedatives I know you wanna mersyndol and marijuana too much hydro drives you round the bend says me a my ****ed up friends you know its time to stand up stand up and be cunted Pink Floyd - Time And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death |
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Stone Temple Pilots - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
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Metal anyone?
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I'm a big metal fan. Favorite bands are:
Meshuggah Strapping Young Lad Blind Guardian Gojira Dream Theater Tomohawk Tenacious D Sikth and so many more... good to see theres at least one other metalhead on :D |
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Topic:
Overused Phrases
Edited by
SubstanceD
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Sun 09/06/09 09:07 PM
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lol, try grading 6th grade language arts! some of them are quite funny in ways I wouldn't tell the students, such as the jack off his horse example and worse. I think I've developed quite a sick sense of humor out of the whole thing I was working as a teacher in China for about 2 years. They have better punctuation than everyone else but make some of the funniest mistakes. I was talking to my friend the other day and she said... (1:46:02 AM) Tracy: my students will come over me Meaning her students will come and see her when she's on holiday. Also they pronounce peanuts as penis, eyes as *** and can't as a certain 4 letter word beginning with c. It's hilarious. I ocne asked the question "What is a salty food?", one of the ladies in my class throws her hand up and says "Penis!" Technically correct but not the answer I was looking for :P And yet.... You had a typo in Remember in your first post in this thread...and then you spell 'text ' as ' txt ' at the same time you are complaining about grammatical errors and text speak. If you are gonna be a grammar/spelling Nazi....you may want to make sure your own errors are taken care of first. txt as used in text message not a body of text. I see them as different. Some shorthand works well. I've got no qualms with "msg", "txt" and things like "sup?" but a lot of it is just pure laziness. |
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Topic:
Overused Phrases
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This thread was more about phrases, rather than grammatical errors. It's still overused and horrific... Also, people that use u instead of you, r instead of are and so on. Nothing makes me rage more than a txt that says "Wat r u doin 2nite?" |
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Topic:
Overused Phrases
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Irregardless...
It's a double negative number one, and people use it to just mean regardless. It's a retarded word that should be stricken from the minds of everyone. Their, there and they're used incorrectly. When people don't use a possessive on time. For example, missing the apostrophe on "Two weeks' notice" Not knowing the difference between "Boys' Shoes" and "Boy's Shoes" and not realizing that the 2nd one is a singular possessive and not a contraction of "Boy is" American spellings of colour, centre, theatre and so on... People don't care about punctuation anymore. Rememebr capitalization is the diference between: "I helped my uncle Jack off his horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off his horse" |
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Topic:
Tatoos
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I've got 4 tattoos myself, here's 3 of them.
Sorry about quality, this is on a camera phone. Unfortunetly I can't take a photo of the 4th by myself as it's on my back. Tattoos can have many meanings, that bomb I've got on my stomach just signifies a certain time of my life, nothing more. But the cross is about faith in humanity (not god) and is a sign of oppression of belief. The alien was my first tattoo, wanted it forever. It's my own design. A bit of a coming of age thing. On my back is the German word, Nerv, with half a maple leaf. Signifying how we protect our humility with our feelings and lies... Tattoos can mean anything you want them to, I think they're fantastic and I love a lady with tatts and piercings. |
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I see rights to a movie ,.. what a nightmere,... going through something like that would definitely change your person,.. glad you made it back to tell your story I wish, couldn't even get on the news... I've had more horror stories than that. Was tortured in my own apartment, been homeless twice... but, on the other hand, I had a great gob, made a lot of money, met a lot of interesting people, had some fantastic girlfriends and discovered myself as a person. A little bit of negative puts a lot into perspective, and I've always believed that you can't really appreciate what you have until you've had nothing. |
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Addiction to anything is negative, regardless of what it is. :) and everything is subject to interpretation and personal values. I think religion is negative, it's like an addiction to invisible friends. Anyway, my motto has always been "Everything in moderation, especially moderation" |
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