yeah im on a 2002 PC....Pentium 4, 2.0GHz, 768RAM and 2 40GB
hard drives lol id probably kill my PC with Vista lol

For those who have it....is it good? or are there alot of bugs as with
XP when it was first released? Right now im on XP but i have a Vista
Transformation Pack thinger that makes it look liek Vista but well it
isnt obviously id have to buy a new video card to run Aero on
Vista anyway...but anyway...is it good, bad? okay?

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ....whether you're here or
not."


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Marriage (Part II)


Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,
I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff
At Last"


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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house.

After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated
husband says, "What took you so long
to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"



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Marriage (Part IV)


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."


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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early
morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew
she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

aww thats mean

wow u guys are quick thanks and ill start posting

Uh....My name is Cylise *sa-lease*, im 19, from Virginia Beach...umm i
dunno what else to say at the moment haha i guess u could just ask me if
u really wanna know