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Sat 10/17/09 12:49 PM
Dang. She deactivated.


I liked her boobs.



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Sat 10/17/09 12:48 PM
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Sat 10/17/09 12:47 PM
She probably wasn't that interested.

She was annoyed but at the same time enjoyed the fact you were texting her throughout the week. It was kind of an ego boost to her, made her feel good a dude wanted her.


Once she saw you might be over that little infatuation, she was like, hey- wait a minute, i want the attention.


She would be a problem.


Move on.

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Sun 10/11/09 04:23 PM

Loverod? huh




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There are a lot of names to choose from. It came to mind.


Laugh. It's funny.


:wink:

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Sun 10/11/09 04:20 PM


Sometimes I pee sitting down.


Can I ask why? I mean I know that's not what this threads for but I'm curious.bigsmile




In an effort to save a sheet of toilet paper. Standing up I know I am going to dribble on the toilet rim and have to wipe it up, so I just sit down.
Or sometimes to relax. I keep a couple magazines in the restroom, like many people, maybe I'll sit down and read an article and take a whiz. One hand guiding my loverod and the other holding the magazine.
Other times I am just lazy and want to take a break and sit down for a few seconds.


You asked.



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Sun 10/11/09 04:13 PM
Do people have penpals still?

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Sun 10/11/09 04:12 PM
Sometimes I pee sitting down.

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Sun 10/11/09 12:10 PM







hahahaaaaaaaa I attract gay guys!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
:smile: This guy sounds half perv /half in the closet:smile:
Its so hard to say....gaaaaaaawd this internet dating stuff is skeeeeeeeeeeeeery!!!scared scared
bigsmile You need to get a webcambigsmile Before you meet some dude that don't look anything like his picsbigsmile
Is that a hint mirror????laugh
drinker Just a suggestionlaugh
Me + webcam = naked!!!noway laugh noway





$556 and a webcam. In the mail.



Watch for the UPS guy.




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Sun 10/11/09 12:46 AM


Is that right.



I read one of the fastest ways to stop smoking is to trade pics with the opposite sex/ preferably younger than you and then call them on the phone and talk about it.



Just what I read. Works. Do what you gotta do though.




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Is that what you heard? What kind of pics? laugh laugh laugh


Maybe we should market this.. Of course we'd have to test it first...






I read about it. ON the internet.


So obviously its true and works.



Ummmnm. What kind of pics? Email me to discuss further.



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Sun 10/11/09 12:45 AM


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I'm prettyy hammered, starteing to feel it.



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I would like to cook you both omelets and fix you a drink.




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with cheeeeeeeeeese????drool






All I have is colby jack.



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Sun 10/11/09 12:42 AM
Is that right.



I read one of the fastest ways to stop smoking is to trade pics with the opposite sex/ preferably younger than you and then call them on the phone and talk about it.



Just what I read. Works. Do what you gotta do though.




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Sun 10/11/09 12:39 AM
My buddy is passed out, he is a smoker.


I do now and then when I am drinking.



Relaxing, having a hard drink, tastes good.



You are a smoker, arent you?

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Sun 10/11/09 12:35 AM
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Ohhhh **** it.


I have a glass of crown royal. maybe smoke a cigarette.


I dont smoke. But it sounds good

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Sun 10/11/09 12:32 AM
Ahhh. So bright.


Wait.


thats just the gleam in my eye I get from looking at Joy.





drool bigsmile

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Sun 10/11/09 12:30 AM
No way.


I click on this thread.


the adveristement at the top is for Perfectly white teeth. Some Mom discovered the secret to perfectly white teeth.



What?


Weird.

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Sun 10/11/09 12:28 AM
I am just looking for the woman that makes me have that gleam in my eye.



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Sun 10/11/09 12:27 AM
Oh, hang on. I got something in my eye. Ouch. Dangit! Ugh!


Oh wait.


Thats just the gleam in my eye I get when I look at Gypsy.




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Sun 10/11/09 12:26 AM
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I'm prettyy hammered, starteing to feel it.



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I would like to cook you both omelets and fix you a drink.




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Sun 10/11/09 12:20 AM

<----buys front row tickets for a private dancer!!!devil :banana:




sniffers row.




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Sun 10/11/09 12:16 AM
that seems fair.


I am going to try out for it. And get you to a show.




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