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Mon 09/14/09 10:20 PM
laugh laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 10:14 PM

Hey tortured one, why don't you tell IV what you used to call me before
the rookie (thankfully) stuck.

rofl

btw, are there actual cities in Iowa?











electricity, street lights, and everything. :wink:

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Mon 09/14/09 10:13 PM
Now let me see those long ET fingers.


Put them.


Riiiiiiight.



Here.



laugh laugh



:tongue:

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Mon 09/14/09 10:11 PM
Come sit on my lap.


I will protect you.




bigsmile

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Mon 09/14/09 10:04 PM
You can fit your hand around big things.





:wink:

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Mon 09/14/09 10:01 PM


So is it true.

It's like Xmas.

When you unzip and BAM!

there it is!

Jackpot!

laugh laugh laugh


and sometimes it's not quite the jackpot you'd hoped for.
:laughing: :angel:

just sayin'









O ya.


Joy probably didn't tell you.


My Hands are HUGE.


But.


We have proven that has no correlation.


Trust me.


There is NO correlation.



I wish!




laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 10:00 PM
laugh




that isn't serious.


I'm playin now.



I really dont care.




laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 09:57 PM
Ok -


So.


Do women get worried that there vajayjay is going to be satisfactory - feeling wise, looks wise?




laugh laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 09:56 PM
laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 09:53 PM
So is it true.

It's like Xmas.


When you unzip and BAM!


there it is!


Jackpot!



laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 09:51 PM


waving



So whisper in my ear rook-


Shhhhhhhhh - what are the shenanigans they are up too?






Don't know, don't wanna know. I know better.

So hey IV, how's the corn in Iowa? I drove through once many years ago and that's all I remember; fields and fields and fields and fields of corn.
:laughing:






That's no help.


Lots of corn. Yes.

I am a city Boy.


So I wouldn't know. :wink:

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Mon 09/14/09 09:50 PM
I have a stupid wonderment-

Do women guess what a mans endowment size is going to be - or when they are first talking to someone, think about what it might be?

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Mon 09/14/09 09:47 PM

This is true, like cigs and wine laugh laugh laugh



You have enough cigs for tonight?



Or.


You need me to run to the store?



bigsmile

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Mon 09/14/09 09:41 PM
waving



So whisper in my ear rook-


Shhhhhhhhh - what are the shenanigans they are up too?




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Mon 09/14/09 09:39 PM
I'm going to keep a shirtless pic as my main pic from now on!




laugh

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Mon 09/14/09 09:37 PM
3 people.

In one thread - live in the same apartment building.


You realize what this means?


It's a sign.


that I should move into your apartment building!



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Mon 09/14/09 09:27 PM
myka-

i have a feeling you are going to overuse the skating boarding icon

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Mon 09/14/09 09:26 PM
I need to grow a goatee

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Mon 09/14/09 09:25 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?


What do you mean?



I am just letting you get to know me!





What do you enjoy and love?


bigsmile

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Mon 09/14/09 09:23 PM
What I've learned?

Basically I have learned.



I enjoy trying different restaurants and foods. I love the theater, museums, playing pool and horse back riding.




Just through trial and error. What I enjoy. Just what I do. it is what it is, ya know?



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