I don't really have a peg leg.
The propensity for sheep is exaggerated.

LOVE LOVE LOVE Roadtrippin. Have the lower 48 and western Canada pretty well covered except for the deep south. Love the CA, OR, WA Coastal Routes!!!

My most common travel points are between Southern California and Northern Colorado. Not the fastest but certainly a favorite route starts out the same. Hwy 15 out of CA into NV going right through Vegas (kind of over it). You snip a corner of AZ then into Utah.

Instead of the standard 15 to 70 route, take a right at St. George UT (taking 9 to 89). With minor adjustments along 89 one can seen The North Rim of Grand Canyon, Zion NP, Bryce NP, Arches NP and several other forest reserves within 1 day.

(Having fun with what is actually an incredibly NOBLE endeavor)

Just curious, are you in any way allergic to garlic?

or tarred n feathered?

Polish Sex Quiz

1. A clitoris is a type of a flower: T or F
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit: T or F
3. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket: T or F
4. A Menstrual cycle has three wheels: T or F
5. Fellatio is an Italian dagger: T or F
6. Semen is a term for sailors: T or F
7. An anus is a greek word denoting a period of time: T or F
8. Testticles are found on an octopus: T or F
9. Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone
with rectal problems: T or F
10.Masturbate is something used to catch large fish: T or F
11. Kotex is a radio station in Dallas,Texas: T or F
12. Copulation is sex between two consenting police officers: T or F
13. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden: T or F
14. The term 'spread-eagle' ia na extinct bird: T or F
15. A rectum is what you are taking this test: T or F

instantly unattractive (even if he has many of the physical attributes you would normally be drawn to).

I really dislike puppies, sunsets, traveling. true love, Sam Cooke songs, poetic license handbooks, sarcasm, and ice cream

I just learned who Goethe is so you can find me by the coffee shop chess board with a double latte...pontificating and attempting to sound "deep".

Hello Joplin Mo...Good to see you return every once in a while

I do not knows. Maybe it do's.

Unfair to be mad about Commerce City.
YOU are the one who asked to be kissed someplace dirty.

3 Words of advice to younger self: Be suspect of all rules.......but brush up on your math skills

If it were between the forks and Ludafisk, it could be a more difficult decision than folks might expect. The Lola/Crying Game in the north pole with sheep eye stew scenario doesn't sound very pleasant either

I think gouging one's eyes with hot pickle forks after being on safari would be a little anti-climactic.

A young beautiful gold digging debutante marries a rich retired 90yo General, thinking 1 consummation will do him in.
In the Honeymoon Suite the General throws open the boudoir door wearing nothing but a condom, painter's mask, and ear plugs. He exclaims, "I don't want to hear the screaming and I can't stand the smell of BURNING RUBBER!!!!"

Made peace with the overuse of "it is what it is" starting to sound like a new millennium catch phrase for a not so self-absorbed Popeye.

Now here comes "You do You".
IT SHOULD'T BOTHER ME!!!

I realize most of the time it is meant as encouragement. I'm a big fan of people being themselves, embracing non harmful idiosyncrasies as strengths.

To me it sounds like a lot of people would never leave the house or a thinly veiled version of the sentence that starts with "Go" and ends with "Yourself".

Perhaps I am alone there. Just tryin to do me.

Sometimes when I get home I like to pour myself a tall glass of Recipes/Cooking, Home & Garden.

Too many good books to be named. They certainly include the works of John Gray (Grey? I forget) and Donna Eden.

I remember as a kid consuming all I get my hands on all things Camelot.

Naturally my ideas of living to serve King and Country have grown, morphed, changed for sure. My Utopian fantasies might include a "Benevolent" King and Queen.

Living a life worthy of respect and honor (imo) should interest everyone. Living for freedom and justice....are we all doing what we can? Personally sometimes I feel I fall short and have more energy than admitted sitting on my arse with remote control in hand.

Being conditionally non-violent I certainly would never attack un unarmed foe. (unless he hurt my family..then Ima beat his arse any way I can...if he's bigger and stronger dirty tricks are on the round table). That is why I always liked the pledge that all knights should protect others who cannot protect themselves, such as widows, children, and elders.

Friendship, generosity, and courtesy have a thumbs up in my book.

I remember being very confused about Piety" and how Merlin, Excalibur, and Avalon itself fit.

I suppose being a modern era unmarried un-Knighted person, not having to save strength for battle....in all things on Earth, Mars, and Venus...

I'm sorry "Chastity" and saving other spiritual and emotional energies is very useful for Tantric Sex.

Y'all ain't jus Ho's and Tricks.

Biaaches got shiznit ta SAY!

When I say Shake that Thang
Shout "I use my BRAIN!"

Tom - insightful as always and so true about the overlapping, When I read I thought, "Darn! I could have just asked how they have reshaped for economy of words and time. I did want to try to narrow the subject past general manners and kindness. I know there is a consensus that the supply chain is in trouble there as well. Until age 10 I was allowed 1 TV program aside from family night (Disney, Wild Kingdom). Somehow it seeps in (How in the world do some of us even know the name Kardashian lol). Before 10 I saw in the comics the moustache twisting villan doing bad deeds and the Mounty coming to the rescue of "The Damsel in Distress". I admit even my short haired examples were straight from music, sport, and indeed directly from The Glass Teat. The double entendre of "Boob Tube" clearer still. Not much on absolutes and should preface with a "striving for..aiming for...whatever" before ever approaching the concept of altruism. Utopia, it is something to shoot for......like a target on the moon, with a pea and a drinking straw.

We love our firefighters here!! Such hard working HEROES displaying stellar behavior even after 16 hrs of sweat, soot, heat, and 100s of pounds of equipment. Shame on me for forgetting my young friend for passing all the rigorous training, classroom and physical tests to become a full fledged member of the squad. "SHE" RADIATES Chivalry!!!

cleve - Yes too bad listening has become almost elevated to heroism. I get missund...make that not understood all of the time so I apologize. I see a cyber orgy where everyone is trying to mind fornicate each other

Don - I know, right?

Crystal - I'll be researching where an when the term was coined now but yes, I associate it most with the knights. Your ex's actions were the antithesis of chivalrous and personified what a male chauvinist pig is. Thanks for allowing the nature and the nurture...there are "some" things that could use some rewiring and some that turn the light on just fine I guess.

Nicole - What a beautiful sentence and concise, eloquent definition!!

Cj - Yes I think anyone and everyone should seek out higher moral lessons from the Bible, Quran, Tanakh, Tao Te Cing, Aesops Fables, The Poems of the Ancient Persians, etc. and whatever "Good Book" they can get their hands on.

Sinkholes, well holes, golf holes, worm holes

For better or worse I just don't forget holes