The first thing you do when you meet someone new is ask to smell their feet. If they are dirty rotten cheaters their feet will not lie. Cheaters never take good care of their feet and that is where foot odor started in America !!! Good Luck my Brother !!!

A recent rash of foot odor has befallen many North Mississippians.
I discuss this further on myspace:
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#6 stinky foot odor. Or #7 farts that fog the windows up.

No that was the pickle Blog !!!!

I think what we need to be discussing here is foot odor !!! If her feet stink she has to go !!! I cant stress that enough !!!

Hail ****ing Satan !!!

I prefer women with really big feet but hey thats just me. Foot odor is my thing. I dont give a damn if she is a 12 1/2 if her feet stink she has to go !!!

No !!!! Please don't ever do that again. What you should have done was go to Wikapedia and find out how to make Penicillin. Then get on ebay and buy a chemistry set and start to cooking. There are kids in Ethiopia who are in desperate need of Penicillin. That would be the right thing to do and that way you will not be like any other wasteful American. Have a good day !!!

Yeah it works for me. It's called the Honey moon phase. But if she had a really bad foot odor. I would have a big problem with that !!!

Now your guitar wont feel so heavy. Damn that is a weird ****ing question. Ok let me think about that. I hope this does not sound bogus but I guess if I was taking your top off or was going down there for some special kisses that would mean I really dig you or I would not be doing that to begin with. And if I didnt know you only had one booby you had gone to extra lengths to keep me from knowing so yeah would it surprise me and you didn't prepare me? Yeah that would totally surprise me. Would it be a deal breaker? No !!! But if we really dug each other we would be way past all of that before I started attacking the boobage area. So now my question is have you developed a strategy for when that time comes? Or are you gonna leave it to Providence?
What if I just had one ball? Would that surprise you? What if I only had one ball but it was a really really big ball? I mean like the size of a cantalope,would that be a deal breaker for you?

Damn I wish I could play drums like that !!

I would be checking Ebay if I were you !!

OH MY GOD !! WHAT A FREAKING PSYCHO !!!

Jeff Beck Live

Do you put out on the first date?

My heroin addiction does not leave enough left over to purchase booze. Sorry I am no help here !!

Look out guys it's that chick from the pretenders !!

Sorry baby I needed it for a Capo !!

Oops sorry I meant that for the really colorful fellow !!

Why does it say Satan Rules under your photo? That might be the problem.