Oh well, we can get Burt to drive us lol!


Well...1.30am here so I´m off to lala-land.

Have fun people!

Weeeei a contester! Carry the ogre and you win a prize!

Yeah well...I waigh like 145 pounds so I think you can carry me.




Lazy women nowadays

And THAT´S why I couldn´t fo thaaat job. Don´t like lynching that much.
And I suck paring people up lol!

Now Jess...we have talked about this rum drinking before and I have
repetedly told ya not to finish that bottle without assistance! tell you
what, we´ll put 2 straws in it and the one that finish last will carry
the other one home!

Don´t have any lyrics here to share...but I like the Dr Hook one!
Reminds me of my childhood

i wouldn´t mind to be ...like He-Man...



But unfortunaly I´m Bart Simpson.


Eat my shorts!

yeah I found Burt sitting there with a bottle of Scotch.

No worried little lady, we were out pissing on the dumpster on tha back.
Shirley temple? Alrighty then...girlydrink for you!

Oh wait...the hotelbar just opened!

Think I´ll be the sneaky devil and swwwwoooosh my way in there
muahahaha!





Oh well...

Bro, I´ve had some of that rum now and it reminds me of my old
mother-in-law. It kicks and screams but it´s kinda nice when it has
settled in

I´m in Mallorca:O)

Well, when I started to speak Spanish she quickly took away the menu and
gave me the Spanish one...so I payed around 25 dollars mas o menos.
...hmmm.. I wonder what the tourist price was

Do you say that in English, you break bread...or share bread with
someone? Well that´s what I did this morning. My Finnish old roommate
was actually up before me *maybe his hemoroids kept him up, what do I
know* and he had gone down to the local bakery and offered fresh
baguettes. How sweet...
Least thing he could do after emptying half of my rum bottle yesterday!

So after this lovely start of a smelly morning I rushed out to my little
car and a plan started to form in my head. I believe it all started when
I watched "Batman Returns" yesterdaynight on a german channel *yeah...Mr
Baile wasn´t THAT cool screaming to the villains in German. Really*
Anyways, I decided to go spelonking. Always loved that word. Spelonking.
Interesting. So...up with my map and try to find some caves!

30 minutes of driving slalom between more bicycling oldies later, I
reached my destination and it was amazing!
...how long I had to wait before it opened.
Well...10 bux later and being attacked by at least 3 kamikaze seagulls I
entered the caves and they were really nice!
Huge stalag...stalk...statamites...stal...thingys came up from the floor
of the cave trying to reach for the roof 100 feet up. And vice versa.
Wonder why they don´t figure out that they can meet halfways. Hmmm...I
guess peacekeeping politics isn´t that big in a cave.
Amazing pics though only slightly disturbed by some old English baldies
this time.

After the breathtaking walk in the caves *yeah...there´s hills INSIDE a
cave as well* I went down to the harbour to get ,as usually, screwed in
the restaurant. Even if I speak Spanish. But that´s how it has to be in
Spain and I can at least be glad that I get screwed less than the
average tourist.

One million dollars later and three Sardins fatter I was actually
starting to like my vacation. then I got a parkingticket. Oh well...

Gimme!!!!! Carch ya later bro!

Excellent Burt. Now hand over a bottle of rum!

Your hair looks like a fluffy pillow!

For Prussia/Marina whatever she wants to call her

Imagination

God you were beautiful yesterday. How your eyes reflected the light and
made it dance on your pale skin...I can´t even start to explain how I
feel for you. Your body perfect down to the last cell, your stature when
you´re standing, your lips when you smile and your hair so perfect and
shiny.
I wish I could tell you how I love you, how you make me shiver everytime
our eyes share a second in time when they meet....how time stands
perfectly still when I look at you. I wish you knew...but you will never
know my dear. You will never know my true feelings.
We have shared the same bus to work for twelve years and I just can´t
tell you.
I´m sorry my love, so very sorry.

I just don´t think you´re gay.

No...didn´t bring my laptop here so I can´t save anything. But I do have
some ideas....lol!

Oh well, I enjoy it. Where else can i get this drama, if not in a German
hotel in Mallorca?? Perfect material for my stories

Old one...but I kinda like it hehe.

Trucker from Hell

”Do you really want to feel alive? Do you?? Well I´m making you feel
alive, don´t I!”
His hysterical laughter echoed through the cabin of the old White truck.
He was doing at least 60 mph down I75 southbound and this was not how I
planned my little hikingtrip. I was gagged and my hands and feet were
bound tight together and I could feel the rope cut into my wrists. I´m
such a fu**ing idiot! I should have known this guy was nothing but
trouble. He looked innocent enough though back at the diner. Someone
that wouldn´t ask any questions where I´ve been or where I was going. He
even asked if he could check my backpack for weapons and drugs. I guess
he wanted to be the only idiot on this rig. Well...he was up for a
surprise! I just wanted to get out of Atlanta in one piece, those
Vatikan soldiers had come close this time, to close. I guess I´m getting
sloppy but i was pretty sure I had covered my tracks enough at the last
possession. I wasn´t sure though... Anyways, I had ripped a couple of
Christian souls to pieces and I knew that they now would intensify the
hunt for me and my likes.
Suddenly the truckdriver pulled into a dirtroad and followed it a few
miles before stopping. He got a wild look in his eyes when he took out a
Bowieknife from his inner jacketpocket and he immediately started to
look intensly on it.
“ You know girl...this is my best friend!” He licked it along the blade
and I played along, I twisted my head and tried to look away. This was
fun!
“ Now I´m going to have so much fun with you...you can´t even imagine!
We´re going to play....” he started to move over and I decided this was
enough. I cursed my descision to choose this 20 year old girl body, but
when you´re in a hurry you can´t be picky. And besides, it got me out of
Atlanta.
I teared my body apart and showed him my real self. To bad I couldn´t
set my wings free but the White was all to small. Now I don´t know how
you would react while staring in the eyes of a thousand year old demon.
But you would probably do as everyone else does and that´s exactly what
the trucker did. He froze instantly and turned pale in a second. Hell
yes! This is what I live for!
WIth a roar I plunged over the seat and took over his body in a
heartbeat. It usually takes me a while before settling in but I was
awakened quickly by the whimpers of the girl sitting on the seat next to
me. the trucker didn´t look so tough now trapped inside that body hehe.

I turned around and looked at her/him.
“ So...where were we...ah yes! You were about to “gut”
me...well....let´s continue then!