I suddenly woke up this morning around 8am by the sound of a snoring old
man. No, it wasn´t me. My roommate that are closer to 130 than 50
apparently has some problem with a big nose / small nostrils so the
sound coming from him would make a proud Harley Davidsson owner faint
and go home.

Well since I was awake I decided to take my cake-looking rental car up
in the mountains to at least get some views for my evil camera.
Little did i know that every senior citizen in Germany had the same idea
this morning. They just thought of it 3 hours earlier, so by the time I
got up on the small roads...they were already jammed with small,
funnylooking colourful cars with people inside tha wouldn´t be able to
leave the car without someone pouring some kind of oil on them.

I did finally reach the highest point only to see that it was a bit
cloudy and the Oldies already had put their butts on every chair at the
restaurant. Oh well...a bag of potatochips later I was on my way down on
the southside.
And there i found the next problem!

By now it was mid day and everyone that couldn´t afford a rental car had
instead rented a bicycle and being somewhatr possessed by Lance
Armstrong now happily tried to bike their way up the mountain.
No biggy you say...Imagine roads klingering on to the mountain side with
a 600ft drop on the other side and so small you can hardly pass
eachother with the small cars. Got the image?
Now add hundreds of people with bicycles with no breath left and 80
degrees in the shade. Yeah...now you get it:O)

Oh well...another day in paradise

Ahhhh the continuing suffering at the hands of your sister! haha

Can't wait for the next instalment.

So did you take pictures of all this???

I promise I will post one every day. Oh God...

In fact...the retirees seem to have been caught on one or two pictures,
yes I´m afraid so

I cannot stop giggling at the ongoing saga... can't wait to hear what
comes next

Well currently I´m a refugee in the hotel internetroom with a 19 y old
girl that´s trying to escape her embarrasing singing parents. What can I
say...there´s enough material here to fill any Agatha Cristie book

It's hard to tell if you're enjoying your trip or not...

It is isn't it! I am enjoying the playback though...sooo funny!

Oh well, I enjoy it. Where else can i get this drama, if not in a German
hotel in Mallorca?? Perfect material for my stories

Very cute...I love reading this!