he is the brat collector

buttons you are right about that

stay away from the fire kim
just stay away

common sence is the knowlege we have from instinct
like you do put your hand in fire cause you know it will burn

hey izzy

i never practiced

my common sence told me not to

dim wit

bad queen

OH BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUT IAM JUST IAM JUST PLAIN SMART

i think i got some cousins in wet beever creek

cause i aint the one iam giving the advice to

i have a big w on each ass cheek
when i bend over i say wow

i used to have a little mouse under my belly button till gussy ate it

i really hope it is ok and not so painfull for u
my thoughts and prayers are yours

you should see him now he sees me go by and just waves and smiles

i mooned him a while back and i think it made up for all that
mess

green that is what was so funny it was full of horse poop and he sure
got his uniform dirty but he never messed with me again he knew me and
should have know better than accuse me of being a pot hauler

really i love cops i like takin them for a ride

i didnt punch him i took him for wild ride in a horse
trailer

i have been in jail twice
first time for assult on a police officer
he pulled me over for no reason i was pulling a horse trailer
he though i was haulin pot so i told him to go ahead and search
when he got inside i locked the gate and took him for a ride up and down
some dirt roads he was so pissed and i never laffed so hard it cost me a
bunch of money but i got a good lawyer and got all charges dropped

then i got put in jail in Reno for having a homemade explosive on an
airplane
hey it was a big fat firecracker i picked up in mexico
i wanted to throw it in the river and blow up some gold
you know all those wedding rings that people throw in there
any way i got a 1000 dollar fine and my plane ticket home was pulled i
had to rent a car to get back home

well i have been brokenhearted since you been gone