i take it you've never watched an episode of scooby doo?

My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a bag of hammers, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

Manners are incredibly important, sadly though, it is lacking in todays society, i think its because society went and got itself into a big ol' hurry and forgot the time honoured traditions such as courtesy and politeness.
In saying that, those of us who do retain and faithfully practice manners will ensure its longevity and survival.

Ive changed it somewhat and want to know if the changes hae worked?

many thanks in advance..

mild mannered computer analyst by day and super hero by night...

Did someone say party?

does great bbq's

copies

Intending

these are desperate times my friend....

and if it all goes pear shaped, the back of his pants will be the same colour as his lucky hat...

how about something you like?

going

how about a lovely merlot?

shalamar

will wear his lucky brown safety hat just incase

bar fly

Defecting

Neil Diamond