Well hello stranger!

Hi Ruth

That just gave me that warm fuzzy feeling.

I know, shutup mg.

:)

Sometimes don't you just want to say hi to someone your thinking about? Your not wanting it so much by PM, but maybe a place where others are saying hi to someone as well. This thread has been done before I'm sure but I'm getting lazy.

So "just say hi"

Thank God, I'm better now.

Welcome to mingle, hope you don't mind our playful side. Glad to have you with us.

Don't think I'll ever have sex again, lol.

Yes it's true, babies come from kissing.

My mom or grammy, you two are too sick lol.

I'm now playing the mental tape, no visual no visual no visual

Far more than a poem, it's a walk.

a journey

a remarkable piece

really enjoyed this!

across the room
a little light
dress wrapped around you
looking pretty tight
I saw you move
you glanced at me
got to tell you
hope you believe

you got to go
little girl
you got to go right now

you got to leave me alone
let me go home
you got to go now

I shouldn't have come
knew I was wrong
one look at you
I wrote this song
you move like velvet
like kryptonite
if I keep looking
bound to lose my sight

you got to go
little girl
you got to go right now

you got to leave me alone
let me go home
you got to go now

oh no

the temperature
it's kinda warm
one thing about you
the fellas swarm
but you keep looking
I don't know why
do you not know
that this is suicide

you got to go
little girl
you got to go right now

you got to leave me alone
let me go home
you got to go now

guitar break
and now the sax
little piano
just relax
here comes the drumset
we're playin low
girl won't you listen
and leave this boy alone

you got to go
little girl
you got to go right now

you got to leave me alone
let me go home
you got to go now

let's play it now
come over here
see here's the story
I'll sing it clear
it was my woman
all the time
her hips like heaven
so glad that she is mine

you got to go
little girl
you got to go right now

don't leave me alone
let's take it home
you got to go now

you got to go now

we got to go now

come on baby

you got to go now

sing it girl

shake it girl

rock it girl

got to go now

oh!

I have about 3000 jokes going through my head right now, but you see I'm smart. As there might be 3000 jokes, there's also 6000 land minds to be stepped on.

We're here and sometimes when it feels like no one is, give a shout and start at least the in touch thing.

Like everyone is going to say the being alone thing may be a little too much, so if you do have up beat friends nows a good time to use that support.

During this time in a way your going to need to become your own doctor when it comes to the drugs, so if you need an escape try to make it a short one cause getting off of things like xanax can distroy your life.

Mainly though if I was going to attempt to say anything helpful it would be "find your spirit". You know spiritual wishes from others may sound like the stupidest thing on the planet till your lost and alone. During those times your going to play, I'm sure you already have, mind games of blame or guilt or worthlessness with yourself, but none of them are true. What is true is who you are and maybe who you need to get back to.

My friend some can do the pull yourself up again thing, not everyone though and it's real important that you find what works for you and brings you back to your positive place. Your positive place may not be like those (including me) who may have advice, or been through it. One thing you can bank on though, most of us have, or are going to, go through great times of loss and trails. Your not alone, you really not and there are lots who would be happy to help.

I'll have you in my prayers as I'm sure many will be praying and thinking about you. My friend, there's absolutely nothing wrong with leaning on others. If you don't mind I'll look at your profile to see the area you live in.

all my best, I mean that! and so do a lot of others here

What the heck, someone hand me that knife.

Trust me this is the second time I've done this and they let me out the first, after a few years. So I must know a little about what I'm doin. One thing though, does the right side have to look exactly like the left, or close enough?

Good Lord, bout time you showed up! We were about to start calling it Gee's Pub, or Pee's Pub, or Lee's Pub.

You know how much that would have cost us in new signage? At least give Lion the keys to the stock room when your gone. I had to haul things in from 7/eleven for cryin out loud. That darn alien started makin shine. Had people round here startin to see Spock and humin the theme to "lost in space". Scared the tar out of me. Marteeny and Jemare sat there and cried their little eyes out.

Well, guess everythings ok now, maybe I over reacted a little, but in the words of Forest "I miss you Jenny" as the darn birds fly from the trees.

And that's all I got to say about that.

I'm beginning to see what you mean.

I date no one under 90















pounds.

Well it's over, so let's get on with 2014 shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJ38y4Jn6k

In our creed they say "we can have none" or was it "nun"?

welcome to mingle guys and watch out for those story tellers

LOL, you know one of the hardest things for us who have been here a while and sporting a funny bone is wanting to crack one but knowing there are newbies on the thread too.

So I must come clean, no I'm not a monk, but I am a 54 year old virgin who has been in the window cleaning business a long time and has seen more than my share. Trust me when your 200 feet high and the sun hits the mirrored glass just right you can see everything.

oops, there I go again darnit

Yes, single and extremely desperate. I was hoping I could find someone on here to stalk, until I looked it up and found that it meant "plant stem". Now I'm more confused and lonelier than ever.

I thought the girl beside me would be able to help me with this, but this has not been the case and it's out the door with her tomorrow. How dare her attempt to break my independent spirit with her femininities. Just the thought that femininities has 4 i's in it makes me ill. How could I ever deal with a woman thinking only of "I". My closests are full of shoes, and I'm putting my foot down.

That's right, you have to go. I'll get another dog, but can't take this any more. It's beyond what a man should have to bear, or is it bare? There you go trying to bring sex into it again. I'm tired of being a piece of meat. You women are all alike. Give us men a break, we're more than eye candy you know. We want treated with respect and football.

Now bring me a beer, I feel a good cry coming on.

Since I have been at the monastery now going on 52 years I find this question interesting if not disturbing.

I have only had my internet privileges for 2 months and find this quite provocative. There seems to be many on mingle that have had sex, and I'm looking forward to their replies.

As for love, we have taken the vow of a different path however I find some of these women of mingle quite luring and imagine their scent as being seductively enticing.

I shall find myself in thought late into this night.

women you can find me at lonelymonk@........