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Sat 04/07/07 02:28 AM
glad you all like that one.

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Sat 03/31/07 01:01 AM
Three guys go to hell
an alcoholic, a sex addict and a pot head.
The devil comes out and says,
"Welcome to the new hell. We now let you choose your own eternity. So
what will it be?"
The alcoholic says,
"I want an unlimited supply of the the finest drinks for all time."
the devil takes him to a room with a limitless supply of drinks and
locks the door.
then the sex addict says,
I want to be in a room with millions of sexy slutty woman for all time."
the devil takes him to a room with millions of sexy slutty woman and
locks the door behind him.
lastly the pot head says,
I want to be in a room with an unlimited supply of the finest weed for
all time."
the devil takes him to a room with an unlimited supply of weed then
locks him in...
2000 years pass by and the devil remembers the first guys in te new hell
program and decides to see how thier doing. first he checks in on the
alcoholic...
on the floor the alcoholic looks up and says,
please help me devil I cant stop drinking and my liver is gone. my
stomach is rotted away and I can no longer move every day theres nothing
but pain.
the devil smiles and relocks the door.
next he checks on the sex addict.
when he opens the door he sees him on the floor crying out load and the
sex addict says,
oh help me devil all the woman aged and now I am trapped with millions
for 2000 year old mummies that force me to pleasure them over and over.
I cant stand it any more!
the devil smiles and relocks the door.
last he goes to look in on the pot head. the devil opens the door and
the pot head jumps out at him screaming...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME A LIGHTER!!!!!
the devil smiles and relocks the door.

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Sat 03/31/07 12:35 AM
how can you make sure a womans is not
loose?..........................................................................................................................
put a lock on the kitchen door!