tbone you just described an average day in my shop

There are some slim ones and some not so slim ones on here.

"I is from Utah"

you is? huh..weird your Linked acct says something else

It's especially difficult with online dating since we put our stats out there in the open like a label on at food product at the grocery store.

...one of the many problems with online dating.

Three women were discussing birth control. First on says "I am on the pill". Second one says " I use the rhythm method" Third one says " My husband and I use the pail and saucer method" Pail and saucer method, How does that work? She says " We make love standing up, my husband is really short so he stands on a pail. When his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the pail out from under him"

My Personal Guidelines:

1.One day at a time.

No matter how bad or good the situation is,
do not rush things, take it slow.

No matter how bad the situation is,
always choose to hope, sleep first.

No matter how bad the situation is,
always choose to live, breathe first.


2.Strive to mind your own business.
Adhere to laws. Respect authorities.

While man can find ways, to challenge the
law & authorities if they felt the need,
it is because they are built to lead & protect.

Never forget u are a woman, there is a line
between bravery & foolishness,
no matter how important it is to u,
if u want to be not encumbered,
if u want safety & peace of mind,
Mind your own business.
Adhere to laws of man & have a
healthy fear & respect of authorities.

3. Never stop learning.

No matter how old u are,
there are still a lot of things
in this world that u can learn,
for u to be a better version of who u are now.

Never demean - something, someone or an incident
that u will fail to see what u can learn from it.

4. Practice good sportsmanship & objectivity
whereever u can, whenever u can.

Just as u strive to give meaning to your life,
before you leave this world,

if your day ends with unhappiness, strive
to be objective, be a good sport, do your best
to separate your emotions from what u are dealing that day.

if your day ends with happiness,
savor it, be grateful with it, celebrate it,
but dont get too caught up with it.

U will not know what will happen the next day.

5.Be loyal.

The best gift that u can give to people
who brings smiles, laughter & goodness
to this world is loyalty.

U can never be like them,
u have darkness in you,
u hurt more people with
your words than make them smile.

Be loyal to those who deserves loyalty.

Did you hear about the guy comes home, his wife is mad and wants him to go downtown and beat up the shoe salesman. He wants to know why? She says "When I sat down to try on a pair of shoes he looked up my skirt, I had no panties, He says, I would like to fill that up with ice cream and eat it"
He says, NO Way!

#1 you have 28 pairs of shoes and don't need any more shoes.
#2 If you are trying on shoes you should wear your panties.
#3 There is no way I am going to tangle with any man, who can eat that much icecream.

Not sure if this helps but if you like to write why not set up your own blog site. You can write your own stuff, you have control over it, and you can promote it to those that you would value their opinion.

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but i'm not sure that the laws of physics are actually laws, but maybe more of a guideline, since most are less than a few hundred years old... maybe our understanding of them is changing?

I don't even want to know what you are planning to do with the weedeater or live chicken!!!