Black Stone Cherry - Devil's Queen

Why is it funny if a kid with downs syndrome beats you up?

Why is it assault to put a mousetrap in a glory hole?

Why did she shoot J.R.?

Why did that pass I made at the midget miss?

Why am I still awake at 1:40AM?

Why can't I get out of the full lotus position?

Yup, yup.

Ozzie O. - I don't wanna stop.

Hope you've got good vents on that ride, man.

My brother worked on a BMW 350i (?) that blew all the glass out of its frames.

Saliva - Doperide (Album Version)

The rules say that I have to keep things positive...


I like rap better than polka.

Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

Filter - Hey man, nice shot.

My kinda party.

Three Doors Down - Kryptonite

Impor... what? I sure hope not.

Megadeth - Prince of Darkness

Black Label Society - Counterfeit God.

Oh, another weird fact, I do not own a webcam.




Of interest to some... I may be moving to OKC soon. Definitely moving somewhere within a month or two.

My tongue just goes below my chin but I'm told that it look really weird when I sleep in a recliner.

No pics.

I have a confession, I installed a Windows emulator and ever since, my Mac's been acting... well...



It crashed today for the first time in years.

Macs just taste... different.

Crazies, nut jobs, tweaked, oddballs...

Almost exclusively.
Of course it's 'birds of a feather' in my case.

1) Blocking gay marriage doesn't keep 'em from making out in public, being butch females or "girly men."

2) If the Union can reach out and "free" other countries, they might as well loosen up US laws, like butting out of who marries who, who owns what mind-altering drug or how someone protects their home. ...And while they're at it, maybe fire the (current) FDA, light up Monsanto and quit sending money to companies who drop taxpayer labor and send U.S. jobs elsewhere.

3) Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama(Clinton). Clearly there's something very wrong with this system.

AC/DC - Big Balls