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Mon 10/01/07 06:47 PM

Hello Ron welcome to jsh

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Mon 10/01/07 06:46 PM
A husband and wife are in bed
she goes to fix breakfast,
The husband send a note down to his
wife by their son.
"His note read"
The tent is up
the canvas is spread.
the hell with breakfast,
come back to bed""

The wife sends a note back by their son
to her husband.
"Her note read"
Take the tent pole down
put the canvas away,
the monkey has a
Hemorrhage!!
no cirus today.









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Mon 10/01/07 06:32 PM
Jenny!! screamed
her Mother said why are you feeding
birdseed to my cat???

I have to,Jenny replied thats where
my canary is!!!!!

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Mon 10/01/07 01:38 PM

hi and welcome to jsh
flowerforyou

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Mon 10/01/07 01:37 PM

Hello and welcome to jsh!!!!!!!!!

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Sun 09/30/07 10:54 PM

Good night you all
and GOD BLESS

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Sun 09/30/07 10:52 PM
Good night you all
and GOD BLESS

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Sun 09/30/07 10:50 PM

OH MY GOSH

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETING I WOULD DO!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/30/07 10:31 PM
When i read your poem i cryed
cuz that is how i feel about somone

flowerforyou

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Sun 09/30/07 10:25 PM
What in the world are you talking about
sounds like to me noone will chat with you

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Sun 09/30/07 10:06 PM

I have alot of his cds
I love his songs!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sun 09/30/07 09:46 PM
I'm sure you can imagine
as plain as you can be
The place is picadilly,

The player He and She
she whisperd"will it hurt me?"
"of coures not" answere He

"It's a very simple process,
you can rely on me."
She said" i'm frightend,

I've not had this befor,
my friend has done it five times.
and said it can be sore."

Then finally contented
laid back and relaxed a bit
quickly and readily he bend over her,

And started it""
tears came into her eyes!!
it was hurting quite a bit now..

It must have been quite a size..
"Calm your seft," He whipered
try and open a bit wider

So i can get it in""
it's coming now, He whipered
i know "She cried in a bliss...

Feeling it deep within her now
and She gave a shout,
and He quickly pulled it out

She layed back quite contented
and gave a smile...
you made it worth my while"

Now if you read this carefully
the Dentist you will find...
is not what you imagined""

It's your dirty mind!!


































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Sun 09/30/07 09:12 PM

Hi Allen
welcome to jsh

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Sun 09/30/07 09:07 PM

I feel the same way to!!!

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Sun 09/30/07 04:08 PM
Beware of guys with eyes of brown....
they kiss you once then turn you down

Beware of guys with eyes of green...
they kiss you once and make you screem

Beware of guys with eyes of gray....
they kiss you once and turn away...

Beware of guys with eyes of blue....
they kiss you once and ask for two!!

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Sun 09/30/07 03:59 PM
PKH
They do that alot some do not all guys

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Sun 09/30/07 03:57 PM

THAT WAS VERY GOOD
flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Sun 09/30/07 11:03 AM

Thanks for the time of the game!!!!!!!!!!

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Sun 09/30/07 10:56 AM

HEY the colts are playing!!!!!!
what time????????
thats my team, and i'am from ky
they won last time

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Sun 09/30/07 10:33 AM

hope you hat fun on jsh,
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY OF FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!
glasses

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