{Q}Which gruop of men on tv wear pastel
colored clothes and can't speak properly?


{A} the teletubies

Happy Father's Day
Mike
I ~~ ~~~You!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be praying that they find her,
Safe and sound,

I was thinking of youns all today.
When i realized.
That i haven't told you three'' in a while,
How wonderful it is ,
To have youns for my son's...


Sometimes, of couse i worry about youns three!''
But that's just a natural part
Of being a parent''
More often, i think about how
Special youns are.


And how much joy your cheerfulness''
And willingness to help out,
Have added to my life...
I Have criticized youns at time.i may have tried at times.
To change youns


But I LOVE YOU THREE'''
Just the way youns are and
Proud to your
Mother''


TO MY SON'S [Glenn ]Garrett ]Ronnie ]

BY NANCYM1957

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERY FATHER
ON JUSTSAYHI A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Well think you 'i'm giad you like my poems
too bad the guys don't like my jokes.

Welcome to jsh hope you have lots of fun!!!!
and make lots of new friends.

Welcome to jsh hope you have lots of fun!!!!
and make lots of new friends.

[Q] Why do men have slits in their underwear???


[A] So they can get Qxygent to their brain'''''''''''''

You're my man,my mighty king.
And i'm the jewel in your crown.
You're the sun so hot and bright.
I'm your light rays shinning down.


You're the sky so vast and blue.
And i'm the white clouds in your chest,
I'm a river clean and pure.
Who in your ocean finds her rest.


You're the mountians huge and high,
I'm the valley green and wide.
Your the body frim and strong'.
And i'am a rib bone on your side.


You're and eagle flying high.
I'm your feathers light and brown,
You're my [ MIKE ],i'M your [ NANCY ]
And i'm the jewel in your heart.''''




I

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're truding seems all uphill,
When funds are low and debts are high,
And want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must,but don't you quit.

Life is strange with it's twists and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
You might just win if you stick it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out,
There is a silver tint to the clouds of doubt,
And you can never tell how close you are,
Success may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight with your hardest hit
It's when things seem worst that you mustt not quit.

Grandfathers are the mountains we call home:
Rugged rock--faced remnants of our soul,
Alps far grander then our hill and knolls,
Now sheltering the fiels through which we roam.


Dare we understand what they have been:
Father of children of our dream:
As we know them,bathing in their streams,
They were the walkers of the Gods within.


How beautiful the stand though far away!!
Each the guardian of a long lost child.
Reached alone by those,whose love has smiled.
So happily it danced right through their day.''

The little boy walks into Father's bedroom,
And catch him putting on a condom''
He says''what are you doing dad???
The Father stutters'' i'm going to kill a mouse,son.''
The son say's
''What are you going to do, [F..K ] him to death?'''

Sometimes i can see my seft running,
But what am i running from,I'm running from life.
It's impossible to get away.
Sometime i wish i could close my eyes,
And things would be different,


I just want to be somebody,I don't know if i can.
But i will try.
I've messed up in my life'' more then once.
But at least i'am still alive.
But i do want to be a good teenage son i do''

Life's not that bad,It's what you make it out to be.
There will be good and bad times,either way its life.
I would never want to change my teenage life''
I think it made me a stronger person.''
So instead of running,I'll stay and take life as it is!!!!!


This is to [ ZAK ],'' A very caring teenager

Hey ur good at what you write'
I try to put 1 on every night
And i would like to hear more,

Sing to me a sweet song of sorrow,
Sing to me a lullaby,
Calm me down, down to earth.

And meet me in my dreams..
Sing to me a quite tune,
Sing to me a melody,

And meet you in my dreams..
Swift clouds abide me,
Songbirds lull me to sleep.

Someday i will meet my Prince
And together we will sing,
Sing to me a romantic song..

Sing to me a little tune''
Kiss my cheek and sing me to sleep,
And we will meet in my dreams.'''

A drunk gets up from the bar and goes to the bathroom,
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream''
Is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that another loud scream echo's''
Throught the bar,the bartender goes to the bathroom,
To see what the man is screaming about.

The bartender sir are you ok???
The drunk man responds,i'm just sitting on the toilet''
And every time i flush,

Something comes up and squeezes the heck,
Out of my balls,''
The bartender opens the door

And looks in,
You idiot!!! you're sitting on'''
The mop bucket!!

What your trying to say is you care about her more then
just a friend,
so why don't you tell her how you feel
and see what happens,

A woman goes into a pharmacy,
And walks down the aisle.
Halfway down the aisle,
She calls to the cashiar,''
Excuss me, do you have any batteries???

Unable to hear. the man signals the woman
With his finger to come closer.
He says ''could you just
Come this way??''

The woman laughs and tells the man,
If i could cum that way''
I wouldn't need batteries.'''

Welcome to jsh sweetman
hope you have lots of fun!!!



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