A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired
of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she
is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices
that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather
jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her
if she is OK. She replies yes.



He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said . .


You'll love this .

Yep! I know you will . .



"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he nowhere to
sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend
the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the
story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man
going into the barn?" "That fellow's traveling through,"said the
farmer. "needs a Place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could
sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she
prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the
daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair.
Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested
that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took
it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her
clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed
straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on
his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke
into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she
cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"
"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking
for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer
screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my
daughter!" The man looked back down from the
mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth,
and yelled out.....


"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that

they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so

Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely
walks

up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to
ask

you for her hand in marriage Thinking that this was just the cutest
thing, Mr. Smith

replies, Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies In Jenny's
room.

It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
Okay then how will you

live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.
"Again, Bruce instantly

replies, "Our allowance Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a
week.

That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much
thought into this.

He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't
have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, " Well Bruce, it seems like you have got
everything all figured

out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two
of you should have

little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far.



Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable.

Don't we all need to laugh!

Welcome Back Thomas.

Aint that the truth! I guess there are just no good ways to look at
marriage!

You are too much! I love the use of the word "phew" Nice.