It is soo fake.

Welcome to JSH, it's a wonderful place to be.

I hope it's not that Hillary Bit__, or Obama

Still not in his own words

You deserve better, and sometimes some women can be heartless.....but not all women.
.....Good luck

I first want to thank you for a job well done, and I am sorry that has happened to you.
It has happened to me several times, so I feel your pain.
You definently deserve better, and she will eventually see that she was wrong.

Yes he is right, and go up and down stairs for 20 minutes

What?

Ohh soooo cute...lol

How about I put some skittles in my mouth, so you can taste a rainbow

yes they do...please don't ask again...it is too sad

I am heading to branson for a spiritual cleanse and retreat .. dang that would have been awesome..

I love Branson....we will have to hook up once I get settled

Mrs Goodnest
>
> A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He
>didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling
>that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
>
> So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor if she
>would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance,
>so he probably wouldn't notice her.
>
> She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it
>would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.
>
> The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out
>following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he
>knew. She did this for the whole week.
>
> As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twig! s, Timm y's
>little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do
>every day all week. Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady
>following us to school all week? Do you know her?"
>
> Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."
>
> The friend said, "Well, who is she?"
>
> "That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her daughter
>Marcy."
>
> "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?
>"
>
> "Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd
>Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm,
>it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my
>life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"
>

Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Thank you very much TxsGal3333

I take it you don't like being teased?...Lol

Seriously I think all races ought to be stopped until the prices come down.

How about if they stopped Nascar, and all the other races including motorcycle races.