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where do you live?
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Looks like that might be a fun natural water slide.
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Do pickup lines work?
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Did it work if she doesn't try to stab you?
Yes, but then again, if she is likely to do that I would rather know up front so I don't waste my time. Talks to you without looking like she's looking for an exit?
Yes A little bit of polite conversation?
Sure Waits a couple of minutes before ditching you?
That would be better than nothing. Gives you her number?
Possibly Sleeps with you?
Possibly in time, but not that night. I'm over the whole one night stand thing. Marries you and has your kids?
No, and no. I don't want to get married again and I don't want more kids then I have. Donates a kidney?
I don't need one. lol Becomes the galactic overlord and bequeaths to you the entire planet earth to rule as your playground filling the oceans with space jell-o?
That would be awesome! What would you consider it working?
In short, giving me a chance to chat. Does that clear up your confusion? |
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Do pickup lines work?
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This one just made me laugh
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Honey, Dear, Sugar......UGH
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At least your not getting this
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Honey, Dear, Sugar......UGH
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boo boo lover? I have never heard that one. wow
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Honey, Dear, Sugar......UGH
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I am in Texas. We say those things all the time (even strangers). Guess it doesn't bother me a lot. It's more of the fact they obviously don't read my profile that bugs me more same in Florida : ) would you rather they say hi shithead ? That's how my brothers say hi to me. |
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Honey, Dear, Sugar......UGH
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Ooo sunshine might actually work..especially a good morning sunshine message 
I much prefer the Steve Holy approach, "Good morning, beautiful, how was your night? Mine was wonderful with you by my side And when I open my eyes to see your sweet face It's a good morning, beautiful day" Then again, that's not a first message type thing either. |
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Honey, Dear, Sugar......UGH
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How does one get across to someone that calling them honey, dear, or sugar in a first message is a HUGE TURNOFF??!!!! I am kinda sick of seeing that first sentence...."hi sugar", "hi honey"...etc. UGH 
Only AFTER you have committed to me in a loving relationship do you get the privilege to call me anything like that. 
While I can appreciate and mostly agree your distaste of such terms of endearment. I feel I should point out that many people (more so in the south) use such terms with everyone. Maybe Tom Jones is to blame, "Sugar, ah, honey, honey You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you" |
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As to the op
Most people are not hostile here. However, you seem to be taking a lack of response as a hostile act. Lack of response just means move on to the next. Good luck out there and welcome. |
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Oh c'mon op. Try being Canadian on here! All I hear is "say aboot, say aboot". Aaaaahhhh. You don't know what hostile is. Welcome to mingle. I thought "aboot" was Scottish? 
Depends on the vocal pronunciation of it. |
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I AM THE MINGLE THUG
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No weapons here, sexy. Those chains and whips are being used for something else.  
Whips and chains may be used to tease me, but I will never join a gang. |
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Do pickup lines work?
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I don't know man...I don't hang out in bars so maybe this has been going on at a more subtle level ..like the teenager at grocery store who took my cart in parking lot and said he would put it away for me sheesh I thought he wanted a tip or the meat counter guy that sliced up my pork loin into chops and told me to have a nice day and enjoy my dinner or old guy at door who said looks like a nice day out there enjoy it young lady I don't think these examples are quite the same thing. |
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I AM THE MINGLE THUG
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Rug is sexy. He has been forced with a semi-automatic, urrrm, I mean he has been automatically entered. Last time someone pointed a weapon at me they ended up in the hospital. You might want to reconsider your recruitment method. |
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I AM THE MINGLE THUG
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I think I'll stick to myself on this one. Thanks.
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I AM THE MINGLE THUG
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Debbie, are you joining my gang? Yak it up, John, yak it up. *tearing up, urmmm, reconsidering your application for gang membership* Fine! I'll start my own gang pffft 
Wow, didn't take long for there to be the start of a gang war. |
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Do pickup lines work?
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Difference between ice breaker and pick up line? Is one just meant to begin conversation while other is with intention of picking her up? That is where I was getting mixed up. I thought pickup lines were just ice breakers. Thanks! Some of you may think this is in jest, but I assure you it is not. I have only tried to use a couple of lines like this in my past. First, none have worked for me. Second, I felt like I was being demeaning just by using them. It's nice to hear that they work for some people. I think I will stick to sitting in the corner, listening to the band, and drinking my beer. At some point a nice lady will find it curious and come investigate. At least that is my hope.
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Note to self
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Hi, Mel. Hi, Rug. Hi, Mikey. 
Hi? No I'm not, I just woke up. 
Good afternoon to you as well. NTS - Get more Mt. Dew |
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Islam Religion
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I only have one more thing to day, and then I'm done. I will not get into a debate on this topic today. Most of the time, sure, but I just woke up and not in the mood.
Instead of arguing which religion is better or if Islam is violent or not. How about you give some actual scientific evidence for the existence of a god. Only then can a debate of which religion (if any) is the correct one will have any meaning. PS - If you would like to have a debate on the existence of god, message me. I will answer you after I've had my first Mt. Dew and in a better mood. |
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Is failure your goal?
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Does getting slapped after making an obscene suggestion count?  Yes! You have just been the victim of foreplay!
You and I have differentiating opinions of foreplay.
That is diversity for you! You've been hit by, you've been struck by  a smooth criminal!
Really? Jackson? I'm sure you have a better reference in you just waiting to get out. Want to take another shot? lol No, not jackson, alien ant farm! "Annie are you okay Are you okay Annie"
OK, now I'm sorry I prompted you lol |
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naughty talk..
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Stupid phone being uncooperative. not. a prude darling or a newbie to online dating. one must experience something enough ti figure out what is wrong with it and why you conciously choose to not partake. I am not knocking those who do but I choose not to  says she isn't a morning person yet here she is.
Did you notice she getting a bit cranky with her phone? I think that might be proof she's not a morning person. |
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