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Hi Im new here.just sayin HI
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Welcome mike...
Have fun and check out the different posts! |
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Wandering Sage's update
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Ok a story 3 of us went together, were staying at a ladies uncle's house. Uncle owned the largest underground utility company in the area for years (sold it 10yrs ago) & is quite a guystill at 75. Has always drank alot. some recent health challenges have caused wife #2 to try to FORCE him to quit drinking. He has reduced his drinking, she thinks he is just drinking wine, like 2-3 glasses a nite. But he does woodworking in his 80 x 40 play shed, all day. He has his own hidden bottle to sip from, thru the day, there. All this setting the stage for dinner Fri. night. Now, other guy & I have been in meetings since 9AM, we bail on some rahrah stage stuff, to go have a good Mexican dinner. we are seated & start to order a drink. Micki (wife #2) quietly throws a hissy, tells us we can't drink, BECAUSE Bill might SMELL it & want one. He is ordering a beer, I don't drink beer. So all thru dinner, I drink water, knowing when I get to the house, we will just go up to the shed & have a few shots. She thinks she can control him, what a dream. Great story sage....sounds like Uncle is having the last laugh or maybe the last round! |
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Wandering Sage's update
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We want stories... .odd stuff ....where did you have fun when you least expected too... .
Did ya pick up any tatoos??? Have fun in Norfolk!! Cheers to you and all fun travelers and seekers! |
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Just saying hello
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Aloha and welcome!!
I think its confusing sometimes too. I stay away and pop in and everybody is calling everyone by their real name and I can't figure out what name matches what person. Sometimes they have a day or so of snowball fights.... Then there is that apron story that keeps resufacing... I say jump in or better yet start your own fun topic!! |
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Wandering Sage's update
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Glad to hear you are having a good time on you're travels.
Hope you meet lots of interesting people. Happy trails to you! |
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71 at 7:53 HST Going to 79 with low tonite 69 winds 7mph
Don't need DST.....can't even get up light or dark outside..too busy worshiping @ Our Lady of St. Mattress flame1cutie if you're on just read that Jay Leno is coming to Auburn Hills at The Palace Free 'cause he is trying to bring comic relief to Michigan because of Michigan's highest enemployment in the Nation... Maybe he'll bring ya some warm weather too!! |
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Something to think about?
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Think about this one: The Constitution The Ten Commandments The Constituion They keep talking about drafting a Constition for Iraq..Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The 10 Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou shall not steal', and 'Thou shall not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians...It creaest a hostile work environment. (recived by e mail AUTHOR UNKNOWN! AUTHOR UNKNOWN! possibly from a Maxine cartoon.... |
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Winter Poem IT'S WINTER IN NORTH DAKOTA And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At 35 degrees below OH, HOW I LOVE NORTH DAKOTA When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. YES, THE WEATHER HERE IS WONDERFUL So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave North Dakota I'M FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!! (from a Dakota friend's e-mail) - AUTHOR UNKNOWN , repeat AUTHOR UNKNOWN ) AMMENDED FOR MODERATOR'S RULES |
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Winter Poem
IT'S WINTER IN NORTH DAKOTA And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At 35 degrees below OH, HOW I LOVE NORTH DAKOTA When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. YES, THE WEATHER HERE IS WONDERFUL So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave North Dakota I'M FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!! (from a Dakota friend) |
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Let me introduce me!
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Welcome Gossipmpm!!!
Maybe you'll share your secrets of sexiness.... Drab old lady in Honolulu |
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How To Make A Fool......
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Thats a good one with a happy ending.
The obivious sometimes is right under our nose! |
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ONCE UPON A TIME
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The GIRL SAID, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles snd went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toliet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END |
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Which one are you?
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Saggitarus
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Old Sage.....this quote is for you.....and for those other men ...not you!!! , who always think they know everything
"only the madman is absolutely sure." Robert Anton Wilson, Novelist (1932-2007) |
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There was an old show...tv..radio..record...
can't remember too many decades...It was called, "The Bickersons". It was a husband and wife...they were funny and boy could they go at it.....chocalablover and invisable....are you the new Edith and Archie Bunker?? |
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It says its 78 degrees....but I don't believe them!! My bare toes say its 68.... its cold, rainy, and the sun is shining in my valley!!
Send hot coffee, please! |
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This community
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<<<<<<<<--------Helping carolanne by opening the windows and doors to air this place out, smells like the homeless broke in and took over. ^ ^ ^ I resemble that remark, I know I have a fresh slightly used Glade freshener in my shopping cart.....flips them there hotsy totsy the bird and wheels away with all the beverages she can hold>>>>>>>>>> |
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Sage man with a new face.....all right let me know if you need help fighting off all the babes comin at ya
carold... yep do what the doctor has ordered. Stay off YOUR FEET! |
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Its cold and windy. Had wind gusts from 25-35 mph. Local folks are freezing. Everybody is talking about going to bed with socks on. The sun is out, but with the wind, nobody is having a good hair day.
We just aren't prepared with enough blankies |
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I miss thunder and lightning. We have a few good thunderclaps...very few, and none of those good old crackles of lightning all across the sky.
We did get a small tornado that scared the h*$$ out of a lt of folks at a golf course. |
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