Well out of those two choices, it would be chocolate.
I would take coffee over chocolate and sex any day.

I didnt realize there was one like this on here.

I love my coffee.

The name of the game is called "Last Man Standing"

I will make a comment and the next person will have to use my last word to begin their own comment. You cant reply to the comments. You must begin a new sentence.
Example: comment 1- life is sweet
Comment 2- sweet like sugar.

A land before bacon

From Texas and not sure how much we are suppose to see here. I do know that we need special glasses so that we don't burn our retina.

Greece, Brazil,

I am glad I am not the only one. Lol I guess I will pay better attention to where I park.

I met a friend at Applebee's.. We ate appetizers and had a couple of drinks. Well, it was time to go, so we said our goodbyes. I went to what I thought was my car. I got in the car and noticed something was not right. The seats were different. The mirror had something dangling from it. Then it hit me. I started to freak out. I tried to open the door but it locked. I finally got the door open and jumped out. I practically ran to my car. That was so embarrassing.
Has that ever happened to anyone?
B.T.W my friend was standing there laughing the whole time. Lol
Also why do people leave their cars unlocked?!

Wow some of these are just terrible. Lol

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock!

I choose coffee. No one wants to see me wake up in the morning without it.

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns!

Is your body from McDonald's because I am lovin it.

Hey girl, feel my sweater.
Know what it is made of?
Boyfriend material!

Lol thanks. No not really.

Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Wow I am laughing like a lunatic over these. People are looking at me and wondering what the heck I am laughing at.

A series of bacon events.