WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and
you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -- Judy,
age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" -- Tom,
age 5

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a
big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
wedding." -- Jim, age 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if
anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it
with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kelly, age 9

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her
and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody
to clean up after them!" -- Lynette, age 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I
don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7

WHY LOVE HAPPENS

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with
how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Jan,
age 9

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has
freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the
rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Harlen, age 8

LMAO, now that's funny. thnx for sharing.

those are good ones

those are so cute but so very true..lol

That's really cute LAMom! TY :)

if only reality were so sweet.