When I am alone and the mood strikes...I'll pick my nose!
I know...I know...it sounds disgusting. But I feel better now that I've gotten that off my chest (and my finger).

What do you do when you're alone that you would not want your people to know hmmmmm? Pee in the shower? Drop food on the floor while cooking but serve it anyway? Anyone else with the courage to share their dirty little secret???

-Papillon

How else ya gonna get the burgers out of your nose if using a klenex doesn't do it

Q: Why do Gorrilas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!

Honesty is good...ok I peed in the lake once,or maybe twice

This reminds (when I was in high school) of a friend, another friend and myself saw pull up to a stop sign driving his father's Ferrari. He was picking away in his nose.

Later that same day we were over at his house thinking to embarrass him, telling him what we observed. We did just that. His response; "When you drive a Ferarri, you can do whatever you like!"

Yeah...me too

OK...that's two dirty secrets for me...where are all the honest people? C'mon.....we're all family here

One more observation. I get grossed out every so often while driving. I'll come up to a stoplight and glance into my rear view mirror at a lone car behind me. What will I sometimes see? Yep, the driver behind me fishing away! The stats in my sightings are equal. The women do it as often as the men!

Now don't ask. The light changes too fast for me to know what they do with their "catch". I really don't want to know.

One thing for certain, I've learned. Careful what you touch in someone else's car, you might just end up having one of those little "buggers" attached to you!

Urinating on your feet in the shower helps clear up anything that could be growing and helps keep your toes clean!

Gee, thanks for causing me a trip to go yodel in the porcelein valley!

Have you guys seen that Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend pulls up next to him while he is scratching his nose, but it looks like he is picking his nose and she breaks up with him?

When no one's looking, I drink straight from the carton. Oh, that's right, no one's ever looking. Don't tell mom though, I do it at her house too. Oops!

lol I do that to sometimes shame on me.Ok I told two secrets...where's everyone eles....we want honesty

It's not IF you pick your nose, it's WHERE you put the boogers.

yuck

At least you dont eat it.

When I scratch my head I check my fingernails for lice.

Dang it! You caught me again! Who are you anyway?

RIGHT ON!!