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| Topic: How to be Politically Correct about Women | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 03/28/08 11:54 PM
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1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED-AMERICAN.
2. She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. 3. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. 4. She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED. 5. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. 6. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. 7. She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. 8. She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER. 9. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 10. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 11. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. 12. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY 13. She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT 14. She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE 15. She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT 16. She has not BEEN AROUND -She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 17. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE. 18. She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. 19. She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION. 20. She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. 21. She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT. 22. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 23. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 24. She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY. 25. She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE. 26. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 27. She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION. 28. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT. 29. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE 30. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 31. She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED. 32. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 33. She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT.  
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where do u find this stuff
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lol
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