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trips like those who needs vacations 
lol a short one. from gravity lol |
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Are you well rested now?
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Are you well rested now?
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yep and lie you a@@ off like this
"OMG did you see how big that piece of lint was???? I could have broken my dang neck" picks up imaginary lint and puts it in the trash
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Has anyone ever tripped over their own foot and turned to look but not to see if someone else saw it but to blame someone else for doing it?
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yep and lie you a@@ off like this "OMG did you see how big that piece of lint was???? I could have broken my dang neck" picks up imaginary lint and puts it in the trash
I like the "Damn things moved " excuse lol and if there are other drunks about they will buy it  at least long enough for you to disappear lol
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I've never had a drop in my life!!!
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nope just lint
cause I know everyone falls over laughing when they see me trip don't know why
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I've never had a drop in my life!!!
lmfao I just live in a fun hose sweet I have a new excuse lol
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I'm a perfect angel at all times! I'm a good girl, not a bad one!
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nope just lint cause I know everyone falls over laughing when they see me trip don't know why
or you try to do the old walk through the screen door cause you were to drunk to remember it was closed lol
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I'm a perfect angel at all times! I'm a good girl, not a bad one!
Uh huh and I was sober when I scaled four steps a few minutes ago
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I'm a perfect angel at all times! I'm a good girl, not a bad one!
Uh huh and I was sober when I scaled four steps a few minutes ago
You poor thing the steps just moved on you. |
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nope just lint cause I know everyone falls over laughing when they see me trip don't know why
or you try to do the old walk through the screen door cause you were to drunk to remember it was closed lol
Damn you saw that??? but I was soooo sure noone saw
I have done many glass doors... smack.. oops |
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I'm a perfect angel at all times! I'm a good girl, not a bad one!
Uh huh and I was sober when I scaled four steps a few minutes ago
You poor thing the steps just moved on you.
That;s my original excuse and I'm sticking to it til I get to drunk to remember what I said lol
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nope just lint cause I know everyone falls over laughing when they see me trip don't know why
or you try to do the old walk through the screen door cause you were to drunk to remember it was closed lol
Damn you saw that??? but I was soooo sure noone saw
I have done many glass doors... smack.. oops
<---has had to replace his screen door on more than one occasion lol
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Why did it happen again? lol
I think it was a womans fault. lol
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Why did it happen again? lol I think it was a womans fault. lol
right lol cause my place is just packed full with women lol
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actually he forgot to pull up his shorts before trying the steps
waddle waddle wheeeeeeee plop |
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actually he forgot to pull up his shorts before trying the steps waddle waddle wheeeeeeee plop
DO THE PENGUIN DANCE LOL
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