Topic: Cheese & Liver
catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 01/11/07 02:51 AM



Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
hoping for just a glance from her in return.


Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
decides to be kind and tells t hem, "The first one who can use the words
'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence
can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver
and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you
do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever..

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb
as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is
the Taco BellChihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the
Lab and says

(ok , are you ready for this?)







Liver alone. Cheese mine."

michael1313's photo
Thu 01/11/07 02:55 AM
ROFLMAO!!!

heatherrae's photo
Thu 01/11/07 02:56 AM
very cute.

barney2's photo
Thu 01/11/07 05:37 AM
Marvellous !

Dogs seem to have all the fun..

So what do the other dogs do now ?

They look at each other .... a'right if that's what you want..... So
they remove their cameras and say to each other

before v liver .... just ask her to say "cheese" so that we can tell
other we "shot" her !



TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 01/11/07 08:04 AM
good one girl