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| Topic: emetary incident. (My favourite drunk gag) | |
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A guy staggers out of a bar having spent the night getting smashed out of his brain on scotch and beer.
His way home takes him through the local cemetary. On this particular night it is absolutely pouring down with rain and he slips and slides on his way. At one point, about half way through the graveyard, the drunk stumbles and falls into a freshly dug grave. He spends about ten minutes or so triying to clamber up the slippery side of the grave, but, due to the heavy rain, his attempts at escape are fruitless and he decides to curl up in a corner and wait until daylight before attempting to get out again. About 30 minutes later however, another drunk stumbles and falls into the same grave. After watching the other guy struggling in vain for a few minutes to get out, the first drunk says in a drunken drawl. "It's no good pal. You'll never get out of here!" One milli second later, the first drunk once again found himself alone in the grave.  
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I'M LOVING IT!!!!!!!!11
 
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