A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

omigod thats hysterical, i'm gonna send that one to my parents.

Way to funny!!!!!!

OMG that was too good hummm I'd ship her butt home too lol

roflmao!! omg thats worthy of a keyboard whack Sluggo!!

FUUUNNNNYYYYYYY LMAO

lmao, good one sluggo!!!!!!!!!

that was great

Sluggo I heard that one before in fact I think I heard it before on here
with different words but the same meaning.